A sucker in a uniform waitin to get shot
Yo yo what is UP with the motherfucking NFL? Shit is getting like Death Row Records up in there. Dallas Cowboys' safety, Keith "Shoot My Ass" Davis, got shot twice this morning driving down the interstate in Dallas. Evidently he's in stable condition. ESPN's Len Pasquarelli writes that the details of the shooting are "sketchy." Oh word? I never would have thought.For those of you with a short memory for NFL shoo-trivia, Davis also got shot in 2003 outside a night club. Holms needs to get some new friends.
At least this shooting ups the ante on all these wussy little stabbings that have plagued the league of late. For a rundown on why the NFL is the most stabtastic professional sports league in North America, check out this very funny, informative and on the whole stablicious piece from our friends at Kissing Suzy Kolber.
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stephen jackson, the rams RB who replaced faulk was apparently in a melee at a bar a few months back when somebody got knifed. apparently the knifer came at him, too. isn't that just the nature of the biz, once you blow up, everybody wants a piece?
on a side note, i heard another stephen jackson legend this weekend. apparently he rolled a handful of denalis into backwoods missouri for a float trip last year. in cowboy criminality, nothing beats nate newton and his pot busts, though.
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