Adam Scott - "I'll eat Tiger's children"

Well, Tiger doesn't have any children, and Adam Scott didn't actually say that, but he did talk some smack today about how he could catch Woods at this year's British Open even though he's currently five strokes back after two rounds.

Clearly, Scott is on the roids, or hepped on goofballs or something. Because ain't nobody gonna hunt down that Tiger, and if anybody comes close it'll be Ernie Izzo and not Adam Scasizzo. Look, Adam, haven't you been paying attention? Tiger don't be LOSING no majors when he's on top of the leaderboard. And you know, you and your weenie little neck-duster don't exactly strike fear into Tiger's heart. "What's that, Adam Scott says he can catch me? Ooh, I'm the greatest player of my generation, maybe the greatest player EVER, and Adam Scott has a grand total of ZERO FUCKING MAJORS to his name, but for some reason I fear his power..."

Woods fears nobody. The way he's playing right now, the only person he'll be competing with this weekend is himself, to see if he can break his British Open record of 19-under, set at St. Andrews in 2000 on the second leg of the Tiger Slam.

Also of note in our general Tiger-Watch - showing that there is hope for the Middle East, Woods and Faldo evidently have buried the hatchet. Thank Christ.

Scott insists he can catch Woods (The Age)
Open diary: Woods and Faldo in ceasefire shocker (The Herald)
Woods Streets Ahead (sportinglife.com)