Golf's dirty little secret

No, it's not that they're all racist Republican shitheads with airhead trophy wives.

Golf has a rampant steroids problem (take a look at that shot above of Paul Azinger and David Toms - juiced out of their minds), and finally someone is finding the courage to do something about it. The Royal and Ancient is going to carry out drug testing for the first time this year, not before the beginning of the British Open tomorrow, but at the World Amateur Team Championship in South Africa, held in October. As everybody and their mother knows, the World Amateur Team Championship has been plagued by absurd amounts of steroid use in the past, so thank fucking Christ the smack is being laid down at last, before one of these Amateur Team Golfers just up and dies on the course of some terrible roid disease.

Among the professional golfers currently suspected of juicing are... all of them. Every single one. Mickelson? Juice. Daly? Roid rage. Bernie Langer? EPO, crystal meth, grass, nandrolone. Woods? Are you kidding me? Look at that dude's teeth. The only way you get teeth like that is by using massive amounts of roids.

Hopefully, the PGA will follow the R&A;'s lead and this whole ugly era of golfing history can come to an end. Just like it has in baseball.

R&A; to introduce drug testing (Eurosport)