No Mas TV Guide - 4/16

2007 Boston Marathon
VS., 4 p.m.
The 110th running of the Boston Marathon, the oldest annual marathon in the world. Kenyan Robert Cheruiyot won the men's race last year (his second Boston Marathon victory) with a course record time of 2:07:14. Rita Jeptoo, also of Kenya, won last year's women's race.

Mobutu: King of Zaire
Sundance, 5:15 p.m.
A doc on Mobutu that focuses on the ways in which this ruthless dictator was propped up and supported by Western nations. I haven't seen it, but you have to imagine there would be some interesting Rumble-related shit involved.

WWE RAW
USA, 9 p.m.
Raw in Italia. The flagship show emanates from Milan, Italy for the first time ever. To celebrate this momentous occasion WWE champ John Cena takes on Edge and Randy Orton in a handicap match.

What's In the Bag?
The Golf Channel, 2 a.m.
The blurb I've found for this show tells me that in this half hour program "Luke Donald will be discussing what's new in his golf bag." I... dah... you guys take it. Seriously. Best joke wins a t-shirt.

Road House
Encore, 2:15 a.m.
I know this is stretching it a little, but this is the most fightinest, ass kickinest movie on at 2:15 a.m. tonight, and I know you No Masians want to know about it even if it is only very tangentially connected to sports. The second best Patrick Swayze movie (and if you have to ask me what the first is then you can just leave right now).