Tuesday, April 10, 2007

No Mas TV Guide - 4/10

Roma v. Manchester United
ESPN2, 2:30 p.m.

The second leg of the Champions League quarterfinals gets under way. See Madsear's post above for a preview.

Chelsea v. Valencia
ESPN Classic, 5 p.m.

Classic has the Chelsea/Valencia match on tape at 5. Again, check Madsear's post for a breakdown.

Riddick Bowe v. Andrew Golota II
ESPN Classic, 9 p.m.
The second of these two freakshows in which Andrew Golota found himself simply unable to stop punching Riddick Bowe in the cock. Much like the first fight, which caused a riot at the Garden, Golota pulverized Big Daddy all over the ring but was ultimately disqualified for repeated low blows.


UFC Unleashed
Spike, 9 p.m.

Anderson Silva vs. Rich Franklin for the Middleweight title and Georges St. Pierre vs. Sean Sherk. I'm guessing Franchise is still in mourning after St.Pierre's shocking loss on Saturday so he might not be tuning in to this one.

ECW
Sci-Fi, 10 p.m
Former Buffalo Bill and New England Patriot, Monty Brown (aka Marcus Cor Von in ECW-world), takes on Rob Van Dam.

Late Show with David Letterman
CBS, 11:35 p.m.

Ryan Howard is on with Dave. Presumably he is going to explain to me and all the rest of the Philly fans why he's hitting .222 and why the Phillies are already mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

Last Call with Carson Daly
NBC, 1:35 a.m.

Ice Cube joins Carson to explain why he's so nice with the rock in his hands. Get him on the court and he's trouble... last week he fucked around and had a triple double...

6 Comments:

Kevin said...

Marcus Cor Von?

is that a play on words?

Isn't his real name Monty Brown?

why such madness?

and why isn't Disco Inferno still wrestling?

he was 10x better on the mic than all of wcw. only jericho was better.

i feel like im taking crazy pills.

6:15 AM  
The Franchise said...

Yeah, Vinny Mac doesn't like acknowledge anyone's successful past if they didn't achieve that success under his watch so he changed his name and they never make mention to the fact that he played in 2 super bowls etc.

Seems pretty idiotic if you ask me. Not to mention the fact that Marcus Cor Von may be the worst wrestling name ever.

As for Disco...umm, you may have lost all your cred with that statement. That man was horrendous on every level.

8:05 AM  
Kevin said...

franchise.

i hope you are eating your wheaties.

talkin smack on disco inferno usually leads to a street fight.

he was hilarious, the boogie knights.

potential wolfpac memeber.

what about the time he complained he never gets a shot at the title, and they gave him one for the cruiserweight. excpet he wasnt a cruiserweight. so the whole nitro he's on a treadmill or doing exercises. hilarious.

das wunderkind held him back, and dont even mention tokyo magnum.

9:39 AM  
The Franchise said...

Sorry, while the treadmill nitro was funny Disco was never a favorite of mine. He just represented all that I hated about WCW.

12:13 PM  
The Franchise said...

Holy crap, if this isn't the craziest coincidence ever I don't know what it is.

Breaking news: here's what your boy has been up to:

http://www.wrestlingobserver.com/wo/news/headlines/default.asp?aID=19196

12:15 PM  
Kevin said...

someone resurrect Johnnie Cochran ASAP!

say it aint so disquo.

say it aint so.

12:31 PM  

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