You Cannot Be Serious!
Well, actually, we are. We are quite serious. Some might even go so far as to say deadly serious about fine sporting design. As evidence, we present No Mas Early Spring ’07.
Some of our closest associates have pointed out that we do not discuss our goods enough on this fine forum. We must admit, we have considered their point, and decided they are absolutely correct. Please forgive us, we will be less shameless now and in the future. We are still too inept to actually photograph our products, sell them off our own site, and jam your email boxes full of solicitations like any reasonable merchants, but we will at least herald the arrival of our newest creations and direct you to some of our finest purveyors.
WIMBLEDON
Sprectrumosity
+
McEnrosity
=
My Philosophy
It took this much pain, to produce this much joy.
Warning: Beware the spectrum print. It is devilishly colorful and infinitely adapatable. You have not seen the last of it.
CHIEF AND CHONG
There has been some confusion on the interweb as to the origins of this new piece by our modern day William Blake (minus the millenarianism and the backyard nudity), James Blagden. But true No Masionados will know to refer to their card catalogs under 793.45Fr “The Illustrated History of Drugs and Sports”. They will also know why we must apologize in advance to Mr. Abdelnaby for his removal from the equation. Alaa, trust us, if we had believed even one person would recognize a portrait of you, where you were somehow morphed into Tommy Chong, we would have made it. I am truly sorry.
CHOCOLATE THUNDER
Or as they call him on Planet Lovetron, the king of kings, the lord of boards, and the host of boasts. Double D, you gave us what many consider to be our greatest interview to date. We felt we had to honor you in at least three colorways. Philadelphia, can we get some brotherly love?
STEVIE
Some might ask, “What on earth does Hotter Than July have to do with athletics.” This would be a very legitimate question, if you are unaware that we at No Mas suffer from a rare condition known as synesthesia. (sĭn'ĭs-thē'zhə), as our friends at the American Heritage would have it is “a condition in which one type of stimulation evokes the sensation of another, as when the hearing of a sound produces the visualization of a color.” In our particular case, the hearing of “All I Do” causes the visualization of a slow motion sequence of Gabriella Sabitini following through on a low backhand, as tiny beads of sweat shake loose from her jet black hair. Considering this state of affairs, a better question might be “What doesn’t Stevie Wonder to do with sports?” It was this very question, when we came across artist Anthony Annandono’s incredible portrait, that we asked ourselves.
No Mas online regulars, you know who you are. If we knew how to give you special promotional codes for discounts, we would do so now. Since we have only recently given up our luddite posturing, please contact us directly if you need anything. Your discounts will be...serious.
Some of our closest associates have pointed out that we do not discuss our goods enough on this fine forum. We must admit, we have considered their point, and decided they are absolutely correct. Please forgive us, we will be less shameless now and in the future. We are still too inept to actually photograph our products, sell them off our own site, and jam your email boxes full of solicitations like any reasonable merchants, but we will at least herald the arrival of our newest creations and direct you to some of our finest purveyors.
WIMBLEDON
Sprectrumosity
+
McEnrosity
=
My Philosophy
It took this much pain, to produce this much joy.
Warning: Beware the spectrum print. It is devilishly colorful and infinitely adapatable. You have not seen the last of it.
CHIEF AND CHONG
There has been some confusion on the interweb as to the origins of this new piece by our modern day William Blake (minus the millenarianism and the backyard nudity), James Blagden. But true No Masionados will know to refer to their card catalogs under 793.45Fr “The Illustrated History of Drugs and Sports”. They will also know why we must apologize in advance to Mr. Abdelnaby for his removal from the equation. Alaa, trust us, if we had believed even one person would recognize a portrait of you, where you were somehow morphed into Tommy Chong, we would have made it. I am truly sorry.
CHOCOLATE THUNDER
Or as they call him on Planet Lovetron, the king of kings, the lord of boards, and the host of boasts. Double D, you gave us what many consider to be our greatest interview to date. We felt we had to honor you in at least three colorways. Philadelphia, can we get some brotherly love?
STEVIE
Some might ask, “What on earth does Hotter Than July have to do with athletics.” This would be a very legitimate question, if you are unaware that we at No Mas suffer from a rare condition known as synesthesia. (sĭn'ĭs-thē'zhə), as our friends at the American Heritage would have it is “a condition in which one type of stimulation evokes the sensation of another, as when the hearing of a sound produces the visualization of a color.” In our particular case, the hearing of “All I Do” causes the visualization of a slow motion sequence of Gabriella Sabitini following through on a low backhand, as tiny beads of sweat shake loose from her jet black hair. Considering this state of affairs, a better question might be “What doesn’t Stevie Wonder to do with sports?” It was this very question, when we came across artist Anthony Annandono’s incredible portrait, that we asked ourselves.
No Mas online regulars, you know who you are. If we knew how to give you special promotional codes for discounts, we would do so now. Since we have only recently given up our luddite posturing, please contact us directly if you need anything. Your discounts will be...serious.
9 Comments:
yeah, i'm giddy
ci, i saw that mcenroe on you in the (canadian?) interview- i figured it was the real deal old school, and no way would i get my grubby hands on it. i didn't figure that it was the new line... consider me interested.
Yo yo I was about to edit this shit and then I just said, no way, because the fact that CI got James Blake and William Blake confused is a seminal No Mas moment if ever there was one.
will a heavy discount ruin my standings with AAU?
What canadian interview?
i'm going to buy the whole lot of the mac shirt just so that unsilent can't get it.
Chocolate Thunder Tee= The Hotness
Aw that Johnny Mac T is a def pickup.
MacEnroe is a go!
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