Cocaine Cowboy

The announcement today that Michael Irvin has finally been elected for induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame made me think of this Colin Quinn routine from back when he was the anchor of the Saturday Night News. This one's from 1998. Read it to yourselves in a thick Brooklyn accent:

"The Dallas Cowboys are apparently trying to clean up their image, hiring Chan Gailey to be their new head coach. Gailey is a devout Christian, and plans to be very strict with the Cowboys, so strict in fact that he says that he's going to outlaw swearing in training camp. We contacted Cowboys' wide receiver Michael Irvin about this and asked him what he thought about Gailey's prnouncement. He said, "okay, I mean, you know, I'll try my best, but look, it's kind of hard not to swear when some clumsy hooker spills your blow."