There is nothing left to do...
...with Roger Federer but to put together a special delegation of politicians, statesmen and cultural dignitaries and send them to Fed to ask him, once and for all, exactly who he is and what he wants from us. Because after his three-round destruction of Andy Roddick last night, bitch-slapping the insurgent Rod like a Cockney mosquito at an Irish wake, the only explanation left for this man's appearance among us is that he is a space alien. Whether he means us harm or is on a benign mission, or is merely some cosmic renengade getting his rocks off by embarrassing the stupid Earthlings in the one thing they truly care about as a species - tennis... look, whatever it is he's doing here, we need to find out pronto. If we don't stop pretending about this shit and get serious, before you know it, we're all gonna kneel before Zod. Fed. Whatever.
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I think we need to send Brooke Shields (or some facsimile thereof) R-Fed's way. She took Agassi from 1 to 181. That's about the only thing I see, barring injury, keeping R-Fed from the all-time GS title record.
Exactly, he needs to get busy fondling some PYT before he just destroys this sport forever.
Isn't that lindsay lohan young and pretty, why can't they rock?
Yo Kurt, great to see you here. Me you and Large need to hit a fight. I posted somehting on the don't get weary Joe Frazier, sunshine showdown piece (beter late than never). We need to make some kinda legendary nights type half hour on that fight. I think it could be ill.
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Yeah, I feel you Kurt, but this ain't Agassi. It's going to take more than some Brooke Shields b-list quality pussy to get this man off his game. And MS, Lindsay Hohan? Are you serious? I bet Fed could win a Grand Slam final WHILE he was tagging that skank.
I think to take him out it will require nothing short of one of them green alien bitches that used to fuck up Captain Kirk's.
Chris - Dmitriy's fighting again on March 22 at the Hammerstein. Matisyahu is probably going to bring him in again. We're looking for a big fight in the summer - (Gatti, WBO champ Ricardo Torres) -we'll see what's out there.
In regards to R-Fed, I think we should hook him up with Serena and her "Butterface" as Madsear called it (as in her body is banging and she looks good everywhere "but-her-face"). R-Fed has a face only a mother or a big fan of The Verve could love. If R-Fed had to think about that big, luscious booty all the time - I think his tennis game would take a backseat (pun).
Do you guys actually call her Hohan?
The only thing I know is that she's not even 20 and an alcoholic. So I guess to me'she's a role model for girls worldwide.
And By the way, kurt, you and my mom agree on the fact that R-fed and richard ashcroft look alike.
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