Some Swiss ho named Heidi...

...showed up on mothafuckas screens across America on this day in 1968, just as the Raiders were about to fuck up the Jets. J-E-T-S Jets were leading 32-29 with 65 seconds to go. NBC goes to Heidi. Daryle Lamonica gets bizzzle-dizzle. Later on Jets fans learn that Gang Green lost 43-32. Fourteen points in the last minute. And they like... damn I'm a kill that bitch Heidi! Where she at? And Heidi's all, "yeah right a bunch of Jets fans gonna fuck with me, I'm SWISS yo..."