I'm gonna git you sucka

On November 11th, 1990, Chiefs' linebacker Derrick Thomas introduced himself to Seahawks' quarterback Dave Kreig, and then was like, "allow me to re-introduce myself..." He sacked Kreig seven times in one game, which is an NFL record that will probably last until the glaciers melt and football is played on jet-skis.

Thomas almost added an eighth sack in the closing seconds of the fourth quarter, but Kreig slipped out of his grasp and threw a game-winning TD. Seattle 17, K.C. 16. Seven sacks and nothing to show for it. Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.