Monday, November 13, 2006

Newsflash: Donovan McNabb is allergic to Florida

Here's an exchange I just heard on WIP, the main sports radio station in Philly. The hosts of the afternoon show are two dudes with the Philliest possible names imaginable - Steve Martorano and Anthony Gargano:

CALLER: Yo I ain't a doctor but I think I got a serious medical opinion about Donovan McNabb's throwing-up problem.

STEVE: Okay. Let's hear it.

CALLER: Well, all right... the first time it happened was at the Super Bowl in Jacksonville. Then it happened a couple weeks ago in Tampa. And see, I remember Jon Runyan talking about how the air in Florida made his allergies go crazy-

STEVE: I think I see where you're going with this. You think that Donovan McNabb might be allergic to Florida.

CALLER: Well, not exactly. But he's got some kind of allergy problem that-

STEVE: Yeah, yeah, I get it. Donovan McNabb is allergic to Florida. It's an interesting theory.

CALLER: No, Steve, listen I'm serious about this-

STEVE: I'm serious too! I gotta think about it a little more, but you may have just figured out the problem.

ANTHONY: No look, he didn't. I got something here that's just going to blow this whole theory out the water. Cause McNabb also threw up at the Carrier Dome when he was with Syracuse.

STEVE: Huh. Was he playing Florida?

1 Comments:

Drew said...

that carrier dome game was one of the top 5 college football games i've seen. back and forth, mcnabb puked multiple times if i remember and the announcers were completely confused by it.

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