Sir Climbs-A-Lot

On this day just two years ago, this here crazy motherfucker put on his Spidey suit and climbed the headquarters of a French oil company in Paris, a 32-storey building. To help him do this, he used... nothing. He just climbed the shit.

Crazy's name is Alain Robert, and he French. People call him Spider Man, for fairly obvious reasons. He climbs buildings all over the world using nothing but his innate climbing ability and his raging desire to climb stuff. He frequently gets arrested for these exploits, although I don't know why. It's hard to imagine anyone bothering to come up with a law against building-climbing.

Probably the most awesome conquest of his career is the Sears Tower, which is pretty awesome. I mean, are you getting this - MOTHERFUCKER CLIMBED THE SEARS TOWER! BY HISSELF! NO ROPE, NO PICKAXE, NO NOTHING! JUST CLIMBED ON UP TO THE TOP OF THE SEARS TOWER!

Why the FUCK have I heard the name David Blaine and yet never heard of Alain Robert until today? Holms is my new hero, straight up. Boxing, tennis, track and field... all wack. Building-climbing is the shit.