My Jesus Year a.k.a My Canseco Year

Do I even have to say I'm getting long in the tooth. The Marlboro Man is giving me away--I am getting to be a vintage human.

This year in particular I have to wonder: am I actually Lucifer?

It's 6/6/06, and I'm 33.

I might try to go Goth for the night just so I can flex on that shit.