No Mas TV Guide - 3/22
NCAA Tournament - Regional Semifinals
CBS, 7 p.m.
Memphis v. Texas A&M;, Ohio State v. Tennessee, Kansas v. Southern Illinois, UCLA v. Pittsburgh. Not sure what games gets shown where, but look, who cares, because you'll watch whatever they give you. Check back here later in the day for Unsilent's preview.
Conan the Barbarian
AMC, 8 p.m.
First of all, this stars the great athlete Arnold Something-or-Other, and second of all, if you've studied your history, you know that in the Middle Ages, all barbarians were considered elite athletes. This was a tough movie for little Large - I loved it, but that scene where he's banging that ho and then she turns into a green vampire ho... that shit game me nightmares for weeks. It all too perfectly jibed with what I suspected women were up to in real life.
TNA Impact!
Spike, 9 p.m.
Eric Young goes up against The Austin Starr and an interesting main event as Sting & Abyss team up to face Christian Cage & AJ Styles. That, my friends, is why they call it Total Nonstop Action Wrestling.
CBS, 7 p.m.
Memphis v. Texas A&M;, Ohio State v. Tennessee, Kansas v. Southern Illinois, UCLA v. Pittsburgh. Not sure what games gets shown where, but look, who cares, because you'll watch whatever they give you. Check back here later in the day for Unsilent's preview.
Conan the Barbarian
AMC, 8 p.m.
First of all, this stars the great athlete Arnold Something-or-Other, and second of all, if you've studied your history, you know that in the Middle Ages, all barbarians were considered elite athletes. This was a tough movie for little Large - I loved it, but that scene where he's banging that ho and then she turns into a green vampire ho... that shit game me nightmares for weeks. It all too perfectly jibed with what I suspected women were up to in real life.
TNA Impact!Spike, 9 p.m.
Eric Young goes up against The Austin Starr and an interesting main event as Sting & Abyss team up to face Christian Cage & AJ Styles. That, my friends, is why they call it Total Nonstop Action Wrestling.
4 Comments:
What is best in life?
Mongol General, this sounds like the question the villain asks you in a kung fu movie right before he tears you a new one. And thus, I will not answer.
Actually, it's from Conan. The correct answer is: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
Well, I must say, barely remembering the movie at all, that still would have been my answer had I ventured an answer. Clearly that is what's best in life, particularly the lamentations of their women business. I love that.
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