A Message from Jim Brown on Jim Brown's Birthday
Look here people, this is Jim Brown talking to you so pay close attention. Today is my birthday. I know what you're thinking - it should be a national holiday and the fact that it isn't is bullshit. President's Day my ass. You tell me the last time you seen a president bust through the line like Jim Brown bust through the line. Anyway. The thing I want to tell you is - Jim Brown don't like it when other motherfuckers celebrate their birthdays on Jim Brown's birthday. February 17th is JIM BROWN'S BIRTHDAY, ya hear? The rest of you sissies get another day. Only one other man Jim Brown lets celebrate a birthday on Jim Brown's birthday and that's Michael Jordan, cause he's my little buddy and he's got a funny-looking head. Now that don't change the fact that it's officially Jim Brown's birthday and Jim Brown's birthday alone, but nevertheless, by the special clemency of Jim Brown, M.J. is allowed to have a cake and shit. Anyone else I catch with a cake on Jim Brown's birthday, I'll bitchslap the fool. That includes all these candyass nobodies below, and any of the rest of you clowns out there think you can celebrate your birthday on Jim Brown's birthday. You have been warned.
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JIM BROWN
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Adriano
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Rick Majerus
Question: is Jim Brown the greatest back ever? Should I smack people who are trying to tell me that Tomlinson is better than Jim Brown?
Jim Brown told me to tell you that Jim Brown was definitely the greatest back ever. Jim Brown does not want you to smack anyone who says that LT is better than Jim Brown. Jim Brown would like you to send him the names of these people so he personally can smack them. Cause when Jim Brown smacks a motherfucker, they stay smacked.
Tonight Jordan showed once again why he's the biggest douchebag in sports since Ty Cobb. And yet fate took Drazen Petrovich from us instead...
The ring announcer for BAD is making me feel dirty. And yes, I'm drinking gin.
ok, he's also a dj at scores. now it all makes sense.
Yeah, that BAD night was at the Hammerstein - Braodway Boxing - that's where DiBella does all his dirty work in town. I've seen Paulie Walnuts on many an undercard there.
What'd you think, U.M.? Bad night for Sechew Powell. Looked listless. Andre Berto, though, Jesus. I'm starting to think he should fight Klitschko.
Paulie looked like a gayer version of the Red Rooster, and that's saying something. Cherry really let me down, I thought he'd at least come out and fuck up the guy's eye.
Berto was nuts, if only they could find him an opponent.
Sechew should have started tossing around those double jabs in the earlier rounds, he could have done much more damage to Ishe's fucked up mug.
Adriano rules; Serie A may be unwatchable, what with a track surrounding every pitch, flares fucking flying and shit, and now empty stadia, due to riotuous italian youth, but watching this kid week to week is a revelation......BTW february 18th is roby baggio's b-day, and the 19th is my 31st godamn b-day, which i share with smokey robinson and justine bateman
Serie A was, is and will remain above every other league in Europe.
I think Adriano needed that break. He's been better since.
BUt don't be fooled. The guy is very unconsistent. Kinda like beppe Signori back in the day
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