All in a day's work

On this very day 115 years ago, James Naismith invented basketball. We know this because of his surviving diary entries:

• "December 15 - woke up, masturbated, took Elmo for a walk, invented basketball, ripped a couple bongs, did a crossword, held gym classes, sushi for dinner..."
• "December 16 - woke up, masturbated, took Elmo for a walk, played basketball all day, had a triple-double with three blocks, no one can guard me cause I'm so nice..."