Pac Man Fever

Look at that shot over there. Manny's like, "aight, I'll stop, but truth be told, I would sincerely like to keep hitting this motherfucker."

A little earlier than Large predicted, Manny "Pac Man" Pacquiao KO'ed Erik Morales on Saturday with an impressive display of hand speed and all-out, Tasmanian-devilicious fury. Props to El Terrible for conducting himself like a true Mexican warrior even though he knew he was overmatched. He stood in there and fought like a man and took his medicine. Motherfucker is a living legend and hopefully he will now retire with dignity.

Pac Man, on the other hand, is in the prime of his career and his life. A rematch with Barrera is in the offing, but right now he's on his way home to the Philippines to meet with the President, presumably to discuss what he should do when he takes over her job by popular demand. In the meantime, he will travel the country taking his pick of luscious virgins and local produce. Holms is a god these days in his homeland, and he should be approaching that status here in the States. He's hands down the most exciting attraction in the sport. We here at No Mas look forward to Pac Man/Barrera II with at least as much gusto as we do Oscar/Floyd, if not more.