Italy World Cup Players Enjoying Summer

So says the Associated Press. I'm so glad to hear it. That's them, actually, in that picture up there. I think they're in Montauk:

"Flavio, do you remember-a how we-a won-a the World-a Cup-a?"
"Si , Marco, it was-a fantastico! Remember-a how-a that crazy son-of-a-gun put the headbutt-a right-a on-a your chest-a like a crazy man?"
"Si, si, Flavio, it was-a crazy! Oh this sun! Fabio, put-a some-a sunscreen-a on my shoulders-a! I'm burning up-a!"
"What do I look-a like-a, your bitch-a? Put it yourself-a, you stupid-a homo-gay-a!"

(By the way - if anybody is interested, I, too, am enjoying the summer.

Italy World Cup Players Enjoying Summer (Chicago Tribune)