I am pretending to read this putt, while secretly I yearn for your death

The big news at this year's PGA is the traditional opening-round threesome of the winners of the year's three completed majors, which this year, of course, pits Masters' winner Phil Mickelson up against his sworn enemy, British Open winner Tiger Woods (U.S. Open winner Geoff Ogilvy will presumably caddy for one of them).

In today's news, BBC Sport has Tiger downplaying the notorious feud between the two, while the San Jose Mercury News takes us back to last year's Presidents Cup, where Tiger and Phil evidently mixed it up in a ping-pong donnybrook for the ages.

Of course, we're all hoping that they dispense with the table tennis niceties and just go all UFC on each other somewhere around the seventh green tomorrow, but in that this probably will not occur, we're left to imagine the one thing that's on every sports fan's mind: Tiger and Phil in a fight to the death... who would stand victorious over the other's bloody carcass, cackling his good fortune to the gods?

Mickelson, Woods are competitive on and off the green (San Jose Mercury News)
Woods plays down Mickelson feud (BBC Sport)
Woods, Mickelson share tee time and little else (NY Times)