No Mas TV Guide - 4/2
MUST WATCH NO MAS TV
Opening Dizzo of the Baseball Sizzo
Everywhere, All Day
Nationally, ESPN has Yanks/ D-Rays at 1 p.m. and Red Sox/Royals at 4, and the deuce has Cubs/Reds at 2 and Orioles/Twins at 7 (Orioles/Twins is a national game?), but c'mon. Watch your local game, you loser. Having "to go to work" is no excuse. Large himself will be at the Phils home opener with Mama Large to see game one of the Fightin's championship campaign (you can catch that shit on TBS at 1 if you are so inclined - I'll be the dude in the Ryan Howard t-shirt). Expect a full report later tonight.
NCAA Final
CBS, 9 p.m.
Florida v. Ohio State. If Florida wins, then there's nothing to talk about really, but if Ohio State wins, after the game all the basketball and football players from both sides are going to meet in an epic steel-cage battle royale to decide which school actually rules the year 2007 forever. If it comes down to that, I got money on Ohio State, cause my man Oden looks like he could take out like six motherfuckers without working up a sweat. And the Troy Smith/Chris Leak smackdown? Ninja please. That's like Bobby Lashley against Franchise.
BEST OF THE REST
Masters Highlights
The Golf Channel, 6 p.m.
Get yourself all revved up for Masters week by watching this recap of last year's Masters, where Lefty won his second jacket in decidedly less exciting fashion than when he won his first.
Joe Frazier v. Jimmy Ellis, 1970
ESPN Classic, 8 p.m., 12 a.m.
Ali's former sparring partner and his future nemesis battle it out for the Champ's vacated title. Ole Jimmy Ellis hangs in there pretty good for a few rounds, actually. But oh how those Frazier left hooks made it late real early in there.
WWE Raw
USA, 9 p.m.
Things to look out for following an entertaining Wrestlemania: John Cena is still your WWE Champion, Mr. Kennedy should now be referred to as Mr. Money in the bank and Vince McMahon is now one bald-ass billionaire.
Jimmy Kimmel Live
ABC, 12:05 a.m.
Melo's on with Kimmel, just, you know... making it do what it do.
Opening Dizzo of the Baseball SizzoEverywhere, All Day
Nationally, ESPN has Yanks/ D-Rays at 1 p.m. and Red Sox/Royals at 4, and the deuce has Cubs/Reds at 2 and Orioles/Twins at 7 (Orioles/Twins is a national game?), but c'mon. Watch your local game, you loser. Having "to go to work" is no excuse. Large himself will be at the Phils home opener with Mama Large to see game one of the Fightin's championship campaign (you can catch that shit on TBS at 1 if you are so inclined - I'll be the dude in the Ryan Howard t-shirt). Expect a full report later tonight.
NCAA Final CBS, 9 p.m.
Florida v. Ohio State. If Florida wins, then there's nothing to talk about really, but if Ohio State wins, after the game all the basketball and football players from both sides are going to meet in an epic steel-cage battle royale to decide which school actually rules the year 2007 forever. If it comes down to that, I got money on Ohio State, cause my man Oden looks like he could take out like six motherfuckers without working up a sweat. And the Troy Smith/Chris Leak smackdown? Ninja please. That's like Bobby Lashley against Franchise.
BEST OF THE REST
Masters Highlights The Golf Channel, 6 p.m.
Get yourself all revved up for Masters week by watching this recap of last year's Masters, where Lefty won his second jacket in decidedly less exciting fashion than when he won his first.
Joe Frazier v. Jimmy Ellis, 1970
ESPN Classic, 8 p.m., 12 a.m.
Ali's former sparring partner and his future nemesis battle it out for the Champ's vacated title. Ole Jimmy Ellis hangs in there pretty good for a few rounds, actually. But oh how those Frazier left hooks made it late real early in there.
WWE Raw
USA, 9 p.m.
Things to look out for following an entertaining Wrestlemania: John Cena is still your WWE Champion, Mr. Kennedy should now be referred to as Mr. Money in the bank and Vince McMahon is now one bald-ass billionaire.
Jimmy Kimmel Live
ABC, 12:05 a.m.
Melo's on with Kimmel, just, you know... making it do what it do.
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