No Mas TV Guide - 3/7

MUST-SEE NO MAS TV
Lille v. Manchester United
ESPN2, 2:30 p.m.
More Champions League action - Man U has a 1-0 lead (Ryan Griggs' controversial sucker goal from the first match) and Lille will be missing midfielders Mathieu Bodmer and Yohan Cabaye.

Real Madrid v. Bayern Munich
ESPN Classic, 5 p.m.
A replay of this match on Classic at 5 - Real won the first leg 3-2 but will be missing Jose Antonio Reyes and a certain Mr. Posh Spice.

BEST OF THE REST
The Last Ride
USA, 2 p.m.
Mickey Rourke as a washed-up rodeo star? I've never heard of it, but how can this movie not be great?

Mike Tyson v. Michael Johnson, 1985
ESPN Classic, 8 p.m., 12 a.m.
Iron Mike with a brutal first-round KO in just his eighth pro bout. You don't want to miss the post-fight interview, when Mike utters his famous, "My shots are so accurate, so precise... not to be egotistic..." speech.

UFC Ultimate Fight Night
Spike, 9 p.m.
A replay of Ultimate Fight Night 5 from last June in Vegas, which includes Anderson Silva's stunning first-round knockout of Chris Leben.