No Mas TV Guide - 3/28

Here Comes Mr. Jordan
TCM, 1:10 a.m.
The movie that Warren Beatty remade into that classic of my childhood, Heaven Can Wait. In the original version, released in 1941, Joe Pendleton is a boxer not a quarterback. Mr. Jordan is of course the angel who brings Joe back to life, in the body of the millionaire Farnsworth (yes, all the names are the same.) The 2001 Chris Rock movie, Down to Earth, was also a Mr. Jordan remake.

Kentucky v. Duke, 1992
ESPN Classic, 7 p.m.
The Laettner game. The whole freakin game.

Master Highlights, 1997
Golf Channel, 8 p.m.
Hard to believe it was ten years ago that Tiger Woods blew all of our minds at the '97 Masters. Golf Channel runs an hour-long review of the tournament followed by a half-hour interview with Tiger as he reflects on winning his first green jacket.

U.S. v. Guatemala
ESPN2, 9 p.m.
Coming off their 3-1 victory over Ecuador last Sunday (courtesy of a hat trick from Landon Donovan), the U.S. soccer team hosts Guatemala in Frisco, Texas.

UFC Ultimate Knockouts 4
Spike, 9 p.m.
If you possess some sort of sick fetish for seeing a 1-hour montage of guys getting their clocks cleaned well, then, this is the show for you. By the way, this particular installment features the best knockouts from 2004 and 2005.