No Mas TV Guide - 3/15

MUST-SEE NO MAS TV
Dah... are you kidding me?
CBS, 12 noon, 7 p.m.
We're not generally too moved by those beloved spectacles of the major-network/ESPN hype machine, but this is one day that all the bullshit in the world can't ruin. So just leave your pj's on, break out a fresh two-liter of Coke, and get jiggy with it. Or, if you have a day job, suddenly develop a severe illness.

BEST OF THE REST
Ali Fest
ESPN, 12 noon
ESPNizzle going for the jugular, running four Ali fights from noon to five - Blin, the Rumble, Wepner, and the Thrilla - to go up against day one of the tourney. Talk about dirty pool. But look, you've all seen these fights before. And if you haven't, trust me - they'll be on again. I list them only for the true basketball non-believer.

Michael Carbajal v. Humberto Gonzalez I & II
VS., 9 p.m., 12 a.m.
Tivo this shit, at least the first fight. A more momentous junior flyweight bout has never seen the light of day. This is some rock-em sock-em tiny robot action right here.


TNA Wrestling
Spike, 9 p.m.
Tean 3D (formerly known as the Dudley Boyz) welcome back Brother Runt to face Alex Shelley and the Latin American Xchange. Plus, the main event for April's Lockdown PPV will be announced which is rumored to be some sort of "War Games" match. (Large note - if you are actually going to watch this tomorrow night instead of basketball, Franchise, I seriously dig you man.)