Holy shit

I'm sitting here stunned, and more than a little annoyed, with this Florida/Ohio State debacle I just witnessed, but rather than go into the multitude of unpleasant issues it raises, all of them to do with the dubiousness and sucklisciousness of the BCS and the unfathomable fact that one of the teams on the field tonight very clearly hadn't played a game since before Thanksgiving... rather than get into that load of crap I thought I'd just pose some general questions to the No Mas universe:

• Which victory surprised you more - Vince Young over USC last year or this Florida pantsing of the Buckeyes? Personally I think I was more surprised last year, although this shit tonight was definitely shocking. I can't think of the last time I've seen a team so unprepared to play football in such a big game (oh wait, yeah, the Eagles in the first quarter of that game with the Giants yesterday... mercifully that can be filed under "let us never speak of that again").
  
• Is Troy Smith a pro quarterback? Or let me put it another way... is Troy Smith six feet tall? That's what they list him at, which is already short for an NFL QB, but yo, I think he's 6'0" like Barkley was 6'6". Chris Leak is supposed to be barely six foot, and he definitely had an inch on Troy when they were hugging it out post-game.
  
• What's your most memorable college football bowl upset with the national championship on the line? Penn State over the Miami militia in '87? How about Ohio State in '03? Or perhaps it's Miami over Nebraska in '84? If you're forgetting what happened at the end of that one, then refresh your memory below.