Beauties and the Beasts
The news that Tony Parker and Eva Long-whoria are engaged ("The proposal was romantic and perfect," said Long-gore-ia's spokeswoman... you hear that all you lovelorn People-magazine-reading bitches? it was perfect, P-E-R-F-E-C-T!) has us here at No Mas feeling nostalgic for all the disastrous athlete-celebrity marriages, and divorces, of the past. So while you scan the pictorial montage below, hum "This is the time to remember" to yourselves and get all dewy-ewed over all the top-notch pussy you don't get because you can't run and you can't jump and cause basically you ain't shit.
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David Justice rocking a Malcom X hat, yeah!
Good God, Large. I just read part 1 of your Murketing interview and am now convinced you're kinda what they call a Renaissance Man. I always did have my suspicions.
Thank you PFC, but I can't take the credit, even though I am a crazy stupid Renaissizzle Mizzle. But the Murketing interview was with Chris Isenberg, aka CI, aka I-berg, aka The King of No Mas. He's the brains of the operation. Me, I'm just the muscle.
I see. Let's put it this way then: both you and Mr. Isenberg seem to be gentlemen and scholars. Crazy stupid gentlemen and scholars.
And if ever there's a "I'm pretty as a little girl" t-shirt, let me know. That's my favorite Clay quote.
speaking of gentlemen and scholars, i saw a show last week and the guy said "you're a gentleman and a scholar, go to my stable and take my finest stallion. He's yours, his name is Wing Jammer." Hilarious shit.
On another note, the engagement has been all over french press. People are talking like this is not gonna end up in a messy break-up.
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