Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Birthday Smackdizzle MLB-style

This right here is some shit. You better have been nursed on pine tar if you want to get down on this action, because we ain't playing. This is an official No Mas Birthday Smackshizzle - The MLB Platinum Edition.

For those about to rock, some guidelines. All the suspects below were born today. First to name them all in a comment wins No Mas booty, and trust us, we are breaking out the grade-A goods, the primo gear for this late fall classic. So get into it, get involved...

























15 Comments:

steve said...

yo large, just checkin the status on my winnings. you guys forget about me or are you just on that 6-8 week shipping schedule? no worries man, just wonderin.

1:50 AM  
Large said...

Steve, my man, we are on it.

9:46 AM  
Chief said...

hey large,
what's the story on repeat winners? I've got 6 out of the 7 but I'm wondering whether I should even bother sleuthing to find the final name.

10:42 AM  
Large said...

Chief, first of all, I'm proud of you. Six out of seven. This is not an easy lot.

Why don't you give it till about eight Eastern Time, and then if no one has stepped up, you can swoop. I usually say no repeat winners, but this is a tough one, and I want someone to get it. Thanks for asking.

11:15 AM  
steve said...

if chief doesnt want this one ill jump in and take it for him, i got all 7. your call kemosabe

5:39 PM  
Chief said...

Alright I'm still a little unsure of the seventh one but here goes:

Mariano Rivera
Mike Easler
Bob Hamelin
Minnie Minoso
Howard Johnson
Bill Freehan

and the one I'm not too sure about is Irv Noren?

6:46 PM  
Large said...

All's I'm gonna say is that Chief is wrong. A fine effort though. Ball's in your court Steve-o.

7:43 PM  
Chief said...

damn son, you're right this lot was no joke.

9:09 PM  
steve said...

alright...
Mariano Rivera
Bill Freehan
Minnie Minoso
Bob Hamelin
Mike Easler
Howard Johnson
Vin Scully

how about that?

9:12 PM  
Large said...

Steve-o. Done and done. Chief, my man, shit, how could you get all those motherfuckers and not get Vin Scully?

Big Steve, I'll try and see if I can get I-berg to put this prize in with the one he hasn't sent yet.

9:57 PM  
Chief said...

Yeah it's tragic. The Google and the internets let me down. You gotta admit though, Irv Noren does kinda look like Vin Scully.
I should probably know who Vin Scully is, but keep in mind I live in Canada and only really watch baseball during the playoffs.

11:29 AM  
Large said...

How old are you Chief? For us Americans of a certain age, Vin Scully was a pretty ubiquitous presence. Did the Kirk Gibson call, etc. But yo, for a Canadian, you're nailing these baseball shits pretty good.

11:41 AM  
Chief said...

I'm 23 and live near Toronto, so that means I was around 10-11ish when the Blue Jays were winning World Series rings. That's what got me into baseball. Joe Carter, Devon White Juan Guzman, Paul Molitor, Kelly Gruber, Roberto Alomar, Dave Winfield....that was my shit. It hasn't been the same since.

12:14 PM  
Large said...

Yo Chief, you want to stay off the fightin side of me word, you uh... don't be mentioning motherfucking Joe Carter. Let us never speak of this again.

12:30 PM  
Chief said...

hahaha, fair enough do you wanna talk about Mitch 'Wild Thing' Williams instead?

11:17 AM  

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