Your Excellency? It's for you...

"Hello... yes yes make it quick I am a very important man, I am Jacques Rogge for criminy's sake, I am the Emperor of the Olympics and many people are trying to bribe me right this second... what? what do I think of cycling? it's great no problems, cycling is a wonderful sport where men do things with cycles or some such thing... doping is one of those problems that happen when people go near to the doping places... yes yes goodbye to you Mr. Reporter Man I must go now to bathe in the blood of a thousand virgins..."

Rogge defends under-fire cycling (BBC Sport)