Dancing Queen
Let's face it - the fact that Floyd Mayweather is appearing on this season of "Dancing with the Stars" is not the greatest advertisement for the sport of boxing. Yes, the show has included top-tier athletes in the past, but always ones whose careers were over, or, in the case of Evander Holyfield, should have been over. Floyd is the the uncontested pound-for-pound king of boxing today, and he's on this piece of shit. I mean, would Peyton Manning do this crap? Bad example - Peyton Manning is a slut. How about Derek Jeter? No way. LeBron? Maybe LeBron now that I think of it. I guess what it comes down to is that the line between athletes and media whores is almost non-existent today.
The season premiere of "Dancing" was on last night and Jesus it is an awful viewing experience. I've never watched it before (tuned in for about five seconds in season one to see Evander, and immediately averted my eyes from the horror), and once I realized that Floyd wasn't going to be dancing last night, I turned that shit off so fast I got whiplash. Of course, I never really expected that a show about washed-up, D-level celebrities (or, you know, best boxers of their generation) ballroom dancing was going to float my boat, but even then I couldn't believe how bush league the production value was. This is like a major phenomenon, this show, or so I understand, and it looks like some crap you'd see late Saturday morning on local TV in Philly, i.e. the Al Alberts Showcase ("on the way to Cape May...").
Floyd makes his dancing debut tonight. I'm gonna Tivo that shit so I can just watch him. I'll give you a full report tomorrow. Something tells me it's going to make me start hoping in dire earnest that Ricky Hatton beats his ass.
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"Something tells me it's going to make me start hoping in dire earnest that Ricky Hatton beats his ass."
not possible
Not possible. I agree. But a man can hope, especially when he sees a smug little mothafucka getting his ballroom on. That shit is low, word.
Floyd could never reach a level of smug that would get me to cheer for Ricky.
good news i got all my wisdom teeth pulled and im high a s a kite.
i got some greatposts comim this week
Agreed Large. But what is worse? Being a media whore or being a cross-dressing-fetish whore? I'm sure you've seen the recent pics of De La Hoya that have surfaced on the internets. Oscar is almost on some Marv Albert shit.
yo son goddamn them things are so fake - you got to be kidding me. Better watch who you're hatingon there chief - pretty soon they'll have some s&m; chief shots flying around the blogosphere and then who will you turn to?
I actually saw the Oscar shir on Tv monday night and was shocked. BUt then again, all of us kinda knew he was too cleancut for his own good. NOw mybe the future senate hopeful De La Hoya will have to explain the little crossdressing incident.
I don't know but I can't help but think that dude will enter politics.
Do you dudes really believe that shit is real? Man it looks so fake to me.
When the S&M; Chief shots inevitably surface, I'm going to turn to No Mas. You got my back right, Large?
I originally thought they were fake too. but then I read this on withleather: http://withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=3942
I mean if you can't trust the word of Russian stripper, who can you trust?
Large, they are all too real. More and more have been leaked and the girl has been identified.
Where is the thing with the Russian Stripper? These look ridiculously fake. Especially the ones where his head is at a side angle. The proportions are goofy. I did some of these of large in a French maid's outfit, but X17 wasn't interested.
The biggest giveaway is if that was the real Oscar, he would have cameltoe. His vagine is very labia heavy.
see: http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2007/09/golden-boy-de-la-hoya-as-a-golden-girl.php
i hope those pics of large make my inbox. wink wink.
CI- that Radar link is a week old
Here's your cameltoe http://x17online.com/oscarr16.jpg
and info on the regretful stripper
http://www.nypost.com/seven/09252007/gossip/pagesix/de_la_hoya_strippers_remorse.htm
Aright radar is old news...but the page 6 thing doesn't impress me that much. Having the remorseful source come forward would be the obvious way to perpetrate that these are true. For me jury is still out.
But fabricated or no...his fake smile is definitely hiding something and it definitely makes sense that his double life fantasy would be this banal.
The fishnets were totally right that way (way more Oscar than stockings and garter), but even in dress up would Golden Boy Toy rock those straight from Target Mexico Everlasts. I think the gloves may be the giveaway.
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