Thursday, May 03, 2007

No Mas TV Guide - 5/3

Karate Bullfighter
IFC, 2:40 p.m.

Look, it has Sonny Chiba in it, and it's called Karate Bullfighter. What else do you need to know? (If you're wondering, yes he absolutely kills a mad rabid bull using only karate, and yes it is awesome.)

Pernell Whitaker v. Azumah Nelson
ESPN Classic, 8 p.m.

They've shown this one a lot in the last six months or so, but it doesn't get old for the Large-inator. P and the Professor, both looking hot. This is one of Pernell's most impressive performances in my book, because Azumah was no freakin joke.

TNA iMPACT!
Spike, 9 p.m.

NWA Tag Team Champs, Team 3D, take on Samoa Joe & Rhino. While, Kurt Angle & Sting take on Christian Cage & AJ Styles.

De La Hoya/Mayweather 24-7
HBO2, 7:30 p.m.

The show that is singlehandedly bringing boxing back to center stage, and there's a good reason for that - it's the illy-dilly. This is the final episode, so watch, throw a lot of imaginary punches at imaginary foes, and generally get yourselves all worked up. Cause shit is on.

The Ultimate Fighter 5
Spike, 10 p.m.

Finally, Gabe Ruediger, who is 20-pounds over the 155 weight-limit, is called out by Corey Hill. Ruediger needs to win this fight to save his image as a serious UFC fighter and to score Team Penn's first victory in five weeks.

3 Comments:

steve said...

nothing makes me happier than hearing the phrase "the illy-dilly" being thrown around with such devastating effect. kudos, sir.

3:17 AM  
Kevin said...

20 lbs over the limit.

AHAHAHAHA.

he must look like Shawn Kemp when he was on the magic

8:10 AM  
The Franchise said...

I actually already saw tonight's episode through work and if you want to laugh even more I highly suggest you watch...

9:33 AM  

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