A good walk spoiled

On this day in 1994, His Royal Jackness was cruising along the streets of his Hollywood fiefdom enjoying the fact that he was Jack and we were not... when some serf in a regular old dealer-purchased Benz cut him off. That's how he saw it anyway. Fenders were bent. Jack, a little irked but also seeing a good chance to work on his ailing swing, broke out a nine iron from his bag in the trunk and proceeded to lean into the Benz a little. He shot a solid 40 going out, and then fell into a funk after the turn and brought it in with a 52, including a miserable quadruple bogey on the rear tail-lights. On the whole, not his finest hour, but not a terrible outing given the circumstances. The Benz, and the driver of the Benz, were in pretty sad shape afterwards, but look - when King Jack needs a practice round, King Jack needs a practice round. They settled out of court for a couple of million dollars, which Jack happened to have in his wallet that day, so everything worked out for the best.