Monday, January 29, 2007

No Mas TV Guide

MUST-SEE NO MAS TV
Any Which Way You Can
AMC, 3:30 p.m. (all times EST)
Look, Every Which Way But Loose may be the greatest movie ever made. We all know that. But given this fact, I've always been surprised how under the radar the sequel is. In Any Which Way You Can, two-fisted streetfighter Philo Beddoe finally bags Lynn Halsey-Taylor, continues his ongoing feud with the Black Widdas motorcycle gang, and ends up being forced by the mafia to come out of retirement to fight the ultimate bare-knuckles brawl against a martial-arts expert. If you just read that last sentence and still don't want to see this movie, it might be time to admit that you are dead.

BEST OF THE REST
The Color of Money
ESPN Classic, 4:30 p.m.
I honestly think this movie is better than The Hustler, if only because Eddie Felson was so much older then, and he's younger than that now.

Buster Douglas v. Mike Tyson, 1990
ESPN Classic, 8 p.m, 12 a.m.
Shakespearean tragedy in a boxing ring in Tokyo.

Youngblood
Spike, 9 p.m.

Rob Lowe and Patrick Swayze are hockey players. They get in lots of fights. Swayze is the tough one, Lowe is the Streisand (naturally). Until the end...

Monday Night Raw
USA, 9 p.m.
On the heels of last night's Royal Rumble pay-per-view, will "the Samoan Bulldozer" Umaga seek revenge on WWE Champ John Cena for choking him out? Also, WWE Chairman Vince McMahon is planning on calling out Donald Trump - does he have the balls to see it through?

8 Comments:

Kevin said...

dont forget Keanu Reeves as the goalie.

9:10 PM  
Large said...

I am deeply ashamed at this oversight.

9:44 PM  
Kevin said...

can we get a robbie benson post?

7:53 AM  
Large said...

It's in the works. You can't just churn something like that out. You must nurture it.

8:03 AM  
Drew said...

i expected more from rob lowe. in between st elmo's fire and about last night, he's in a movie that has the production values of a piss poor british soap opera? whoever decided to cast ed lauter as a hockey coach deserved a goddamn oscar, i'll tell you that.

oh and thanks again for the package, large, i've been pouring over the little thing since yesterday's mail showed up.

9:58 AM  
Large said...

Good news, Drew, glad your wait is over.

10:59 AM  
Kevin said...

i just watched any which you can.

im going to drive around with my golden retriever while we look for fights.

11:25 AM  
Large said...

Yeah, word Kev. Life is free and easy when you're just a street fighting happy-go-lucky drunk with a charismatic pet. I second the Black Widdas - Philo Beddoe for President.

12:13 PM  

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