Oh no you di'nt.

Bethanie Mattek you are so No Mas it's not even funny. I mean, check that shit out. Halter top, short shorts, and fucking tube socks already? Pulled all the WAY UP TO THE KNIZZLE? AT WIMBLEDIZZLE?

Not to even mention the freakin Run DMC Adidases she rockin. Girlfriend, you are the king of rock. Venus bitchslapped you, but in a way, you'd already won. I hereby award you the No Mas player of the week trophy, which not coincidentally happens to be a bronze statue of a hot chick in a halter top and tube socks playing tennis.