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Things to do in Cleveland when you're broke:
ed note: While this hard-hitting piece of reportage does not pertain directly to sports in the strictest sense, it does involve the use of "checking the scores" as an alibi for looking at porn, which is a subject very close to our hearts. In fact, even way back before the dawn of the internet, when we old-timers had to stay up until eleven and watch public access televeision (shout to Channel J!) to get our rocks off, I was already onto the now infamous "scores" defense. I would have the TV controller set to flip to ESPN with one click as soon as I heard my parents footsteps in the hallway. This was basically effective but did lead to one false alarm where I accidentally busted nut to highlights of a base clearing John Kruk double.
propers:
Every Day Should Be Saturday
Deadspin
youtube took down the video but apparently you can still see it here.
ed note: While this hard-hitting piece of reportage does not pertain directly to sports in the strictest sense, it does involve the use of "checking the scores" as an alibi for looking at porn, which is a subject very close to our hearts. In fact, even way back before the dawn of the internet, when we old-timers had to stay up until eleven and watch public access televeision (shout to Channel J!) to get our rocks off, I was already onto the now infamous "scores" defense. I would have the TV controller set to flip to ESPN with one click as soon as I heard my parents footsteps in the hallway. This was basically effective but did lead to one false alarm where I accidentally busted nut to highlights of a base clearing John Kruk double.
propers:
Every Day Should Be Saturday
Deadspin
youtube took down the video but apparently you can still see it here.
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