Frucking Frantastic
posted by Large

I was too busy last week doing various things (including spending some time at a certain gym for a behind-the-scenes piece about a certain TV show that hypes a certain mega-fight on May 2nd… I’ll keep you all posted on that) to get a prognostification piece up on Froch/Taylor and JuanMa/Penalosa, and in that I didn’t get my opinions in print, I won’t sing my praises too hard.
But, my brothers, let me sing them softly. I had both fights nailed. I guess that’s not too exciting in the case of the Puerto Rican Pummeling that went down in Bayamon last night. Everybody knew that Lopez was going to beat on Penalosa like he was Itchy and Gerry was Scratchy. And so it was. Need we discuss the whole situation any further? JuanMa is a badass muhfuh, straight up, and anyone out there who doesn’t believe the hype at this point simply is not paying attention. Get him Marquez or Vazquez already and let the Mexico/Puerto Rico war drums beat late into the night.
As for Froch/Taylor… well, honestly, I was about 70/30 that Froch was going to win this thing, but I did think there was a chance that Jermain would knock him out. After watching Froch/Pascal, one of the great lost fights of last year’s roster of incredible slugfests, it did occur to me that Jermain probably was going to hit Froch with some wangdangers and that those bombs might tell the tale.
Admittely I was far from the only one thinking this was Jermain’s only chance to get the W, and oh, OH, what a chance it was. Talk about your deja vu all over again. There he is with the title on the line and a rugged, ugly white boy in front of him who is too damn rugged for his own good practically begging Jermain to send him napping down Comatose Lane. A couple of wild, monster right hands later and it’s DOWN GOES FROCH! DOWN GOES FROCH!













