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September 24th, 2007

K.O.W. – The Ghost and The Darkness

After a long lead-up and a lot of anticipation, finally we fight fans are nearing the start of what promises to be the most exciting three months that boxing has seen in years. The long-awaited Pacquiao-Barrera rematch (contested on the same night that Sam Peter fights Oleg Maskaev for his WBC heavyweight belt), the Diaz vs. Diaz lightweight unification, the Calzaghe vs. Kessler super middleweight unification, the Cotto and Sugar Shane samckdown at the Garden, the Vargas/Mayorga freakshow, and last but certainly not least, Floyd and Ricky Hatton in Vegas.

It’s an embarrassment of riches, and I tell you people, the fight that kicks off the Fall ’07 Fightfest this weekend may turn out the be the best of them all. Jermain Taylor and Kelly Pavlik meet up Saturday night with Jermain’s uncontested middleweight title on the line. It’s a fight that promises to be a jaw-rattling affair – both of these guys are big, hard-punching 160′s who like to bring it. After Pavlik’s decimation of Edison Miranda on the undercard of the dreadful Taylor/Spinks fight, no one is underestimating Kelly The Ghost and many pundits are picking him in an upset. Right now the Vegas odds are just about even – Pavlik is paying even money and Jermain’s at -130. That seems about right to me, although I confess that I too am leaning towards the Ghost. I’ll have more on my rationale later in the week, but for now let me just say that I think in this battle of two bruisers that Pavlik is by far the more accurate puncher, and that will tell the story in the end. For exhibit A in this discussion I give you our Knockout of the Week below, Kelly’s frightening sleepification of Jose Zertuche last January.

September 23rd, 2007

Neutral Corner My Ass

Today marks a very No Masian anniversary indeed. Eighty years ago tonight at Soldier Field in Chicago, Gene Tunney beat Jack Dempsey on points in their infamous rematch, infamous, of course, for The Long Count. If you don’t know what The Long Count is, look it up or watch below – then again, if you don’t know what The Long Count is, chances are you probably don’t read No Mas.

September 21st, 2007

"The innocent is the person who explains nothing…"


Woe unto ye, Roid Landis.

I find myself torn about this case – on the one hand I feel that he is probably guilty, which leads me to think, of course, fuck him. But then a sneaking suspicion creeps into my thoughts – what if the French system is corrupt? What if, as he claims, someone did have it in for him? What if he’s innocent? I must say, on this score, the virulence and grandeur of his defense does give me pause. Does someone who KNOWS he’s guilty beyond the shadow of a doubt carry on in this way? Camus famously wrote that the innocent is the person who explains nothing. In this case, I wonder if it could be the complete opposite.

Everyone it seems who is ever caught doping on a grand scale tries to find some little excuse in the moment, and they are usually preposterous explanations (as was Floyd’s remember – the old “I drank too much whiskey and that made me test positive for synthetic testosterone” excuse) but as time passes, they tend to accept their fate or just shut up about it. Landis has gone apeshit over this for over a year now. Again, this is most likely due to the fact that he improbably won the Tour de France and then got caught doping and he just can’t get get over how close he was to cycling Valhalla (“I’d'a gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those confounded kids…”). But just the slightest possibility that he could be innocent raises an interesting question about the implications of the doping era. In general, when we think about doping in sport, we think about how the offenders are cheating, leaving those who choose not to cheat with no chance of competing. We want the cheaters caught and exposed. We never think about how the whole specter of doping has changed the way that sports are contested, and that the evermore complicated tests and rules that they engender have necessary flaws, that they can be unfair and at times just out and out wrong. We worry excessively about punishing the guilty, but to this point we have not worried about unjustly punishing the innocent, although such an injustice seems inevitable.

The two greatest victims of the doping generation that I can think of were both Olympians. At the 1972 Munich Games, American swimmer Rick DeMont was stripped of his gold medal in the 400m free after traces of ephedrine were found in his urine. He was subsequently prevented by the USOC from competing in the 1500m, an event he was favored to win. DeMont did indeed have ephedrine in his system – he was a chronic asthma sufferer and his medication, as does most asthma medication, included ephedrine. He had disclosed this to the IOC and gotten his medicines cleared by the powers that be. It was a red tape screwup of the highest order and stole DeMont’s greatest moment. Of course, this bit of unpleasantness was completely forgotten once the Munich Massacre took place, and DeMont was a mere footnote to the ’72 Games. He spent years afterward trying to clear his name and get his medal back. In 2001, the USOC admitted the mistake – the IOC has yet to do the same.

At the Sydney Olympics in 2000, Romanian gymnast Andrea Raducan won the women’s gymnastics all-around title, only to have it stripped from her two days later for testing positive for pseudo-ephedrine. She had taken cold medicine to treat a fever and cough the night before the event, medicine prescribed for her by the Romanian team physician. The IOC stood firm on its decision, saying that the rules were the rules despite the fact that the girl was clearly a victim of the system. I vividly remember the head of the Romanian Olympic delegation, the vampyric Ion Tiriac, arguing strenuously in a press conference that the vicissitudes of the doping situation had gotten out of control. “Only the Americans can afford to be on top of all the chemical innovations and tests and procedures,” he said, or something to that effect, and though the U.S.-bashing was a blatant piece of propaganda, nevertheless there was a valid point there. Raducan eventually got her gold medal back, by the way, but not through official means. The silver medalist at Sydney was also Romanian, Simona Amanar. After first refusing to accept the gold medal following Raducan’s disqualification, she thought better of her decision and took the gold back to Romania to give to Raducan.

Of course, both DeMont and Raducan were victims of the doping mania in a particular way – testing positive for substances that some might argue never needed to be banned in the first place (how much edge does a gymnast hope to gain from pseudo-ephedrine anyway?). The Landis situation is one that, if he ever were able to prove his innocence, would be a doping injustice on a much different scale and might shake up the entire business of drug-testing in sport. Everyone wants to hang the guilty at all costs until a guiltless man ends up in the noose. For now, it seems that Floyd Landis is not that man. But I tell you, it’s going to be somebody, and it’s going to be soon.

September 20th, 2007

Billie Jean Was Not His Lover

Today is an important anniversary for sport, for the much-neglected cause of hucksterism, and last but not least for women everywhere. On September 20th, 1973, Billie Jean King beat the aging motormouth Bobby Riggs in a made-for-TV tennis spectacle at the Houston Astrodome, a match that was known as “The Battle of the Sexes.” Six months before he met up with Billie Jean, Riggs, who once had been the men’s #1 in the 40′s and a U.S. and Wimbledon champion, had easily beaten the top women’s player in the world, Margaret Court. Though he did it with his typically maddening game of back and forth, dinks and lobs, it was still not an achievement to be sneered at – Riggs was 55 years old at the time, and Court was only three years removed from being the first woman in history to win the Calendar Grand Slam.

Of course, from there, the Bobby Riggs circus took full flight, as he proclaimed to the world, “I am the reigning Queen of Tennis. Now I want King.” Billie Jean took the bait, and a boatload of cash, and the match was contested on this night thirty-four years ago on national television. King was carried onto the court in a chair borne by four muscular lads in gladiatorial garb. Riggs followed in a chariot.

Those entrances were no doubt the most interesting part of the match – what followed was a drab, limpid sort of tennis familiar to anyone who has ever played their grandfather on a windy spring afternoon. Billie Jean knew exactly what to expect from Riggs, and unlike Court, his persistent drop-shotting and lobbing didn’t rattle her in the least. For her part, she didn’t give Riggs any pace to work with, and just ran him side to side with mid-speed ground strokes, a strategy that left him with almost no chance of winning. Eventually he tried to serve-and-volley her but it just wasn’t on with those fifty-something legs. He lost in three sets, 4, 3, and 3, without putting up much of a struggle.

It’s funny now to imagine, but nevertheless, the significance of the match at the time was monumental for the cause of women’s equality in both sports and society at large. To get a sense of that, you might want to check out the ABC movie When Billie Beat Bobby, which is airing on Classic tonight at 10 p.m. EST. It’s not great – Holly Hunter as Billie Jean is a far worse decision than Ron Silver as Riggs (Fred Willard as Cosell is just off-the-charts preposterous) – but it manages to capture something of the environment that led to such epic flim-flammery. For myself, I’ve been hoping for a millennial revisitation of this concept for years now. Mac v. Serena? Christ, they’d pack the Garden at the very least. Throw Connors/Venus on there and make it a twin bill.

September 20th, 2007

The Special One


It’s been on everyone’s mind for some time now, but the news late last night that Jose Mourinho is in fact leaving Chelsea still came as something of a shock for the football world. Mourinho has been remarkably successful at the helm of the Blues, two consecutive Premiership titles since taking over in June of 2004, and yet constant friction with management and the club’s owner, Roman Abramovich, evidently made his departure inevitable. Mourinho leaves with three years left on his contract, and now becomes the most sought-after unemployed coach in world football, with the man himself on record as saying that he covets the head coaching gig for his native Portugal’s national team. He is replaced at Stamford Bridge by former Israel coach Avram Grant.

Apparently, Abramovich’s insistence on interfering with his coach’s personnel decisions, particularly in regard to the expensive, and largely ineffective, Ukrainian striker Andriy Shevchenko, was the final straw for Mourinho. The whole situation reminds me of the Jimmy Johnson/Jerry Jones smackdown that led to Jimmy leaving the Cowboys in ’93 after winning his second straight Super Bowl. Think about it – a much-beloved franchise with a huge national profile, a phenomenally successful coach with preternaturally perfect hair coming off two straight championships, and a meddling, ego-maniacal owner who wants to call the shots and doesn’t know when to leave well enough alone. I suppose the Blues’ supporters can take comfort in this analogy by knowing that the Cowboys managed another championship under their next coach (rootin-tootin Barry Switzer) although of course he did it with Johnson’s team and vision largely intact. As for Mourinho, somehow I imagine him having more success in his next venture than ole Jimmy did in Miami, although it does sound like he wants, as Jimmy did, to go home again, which is always a fraught enterprise. Maybe, however, he’ll just return to Portugal and take up a second career… as, say, a talk-show host, or a sommelier…

September 20th, 2007

Head First

Quick – what is the most memorable moment in diving history? I’m betting that a good nine out of ten of you who answer that question at all will come up with Greg Louganis smacking his head on the board at the Seoul Olympics, a minor disaster that occurred twenty years ago today. Louganis, already the most famous diver in the world and the reigning Olympic champion in both diving events, was on the ninth of his eleven preliminary dives in the springboard competition at Seoul. He attempted a reverse 2 1/2-somersault pike, a highly difficult dive, and did not get enough clearance from the board, cracking his head during his descent and then plummeting into the water like a big bag of donuts. Amazingly, after being sutured up on the spot for a wound that eventually took five stitches, Louganis finished his dives, and two days later he was the Olympic springboard champion again with a narrow victory over 14-year-old Chinese wunderkind Xiong Ni (Ni would go on to win gold in the springboard event at both the Atlanta and Sydney Olympics). Louganis also repeated as champion in the 10-meter platform at Seoul, bringing his career Olympic medal haul to five – two golds apiece at L.A. and Seoul, and an oft-forgotten 10m platform silver at the Montreal Games, when he was only 16 years old.

The video below, well… I just couldn’t resist. Just to get it out of the way right at the start, yes, that is Mario Lopez. And yes, that is the real footage of the head-cracking. I really love the added sound effect.

September 14th, 2007

Bad (and Lots of) Blood


Today is the five-year anniversary of maybe the sweetest moment, and the sweetest punch, of Oscar De La Hoya’s career. On this night in 2002, Oscar scored an 11th round TKO over Ferocious Fernando Vargas, taking Vargas’s WBA junior middleweight title to add to his own WBC edition of the belt at 154.

Vargas and De La Hoya had a sworn rivalry dating back to their Olympic training days, when Oscar apparently laughed at Vargas after he had fallen into a snowbank (note to self – never laugh at Fernando Vargas when he falls in the snow – holms hates that shit and will NEVER forget it). The two had traded insults for years, and the pre-fight hype months included all the predictable press conference shenanigans, so many in fact that in their last press conference together a specially built barrier was erected to keep them from interacting. Appropriately, the fight was billed “Bad Blood.”

The fight itself was a classic version of boxing’s best stylistic counterpoint – the brawler versus the boxer. Vargas had a distinct size advantage – Oscar was far from the natural 154 that he has grown into today, and looked in the ring like a glorified welterweight. Meanwhile, Vargas looked like a true middleweight, and also seemed like he was in the best shape of his life. Early on the fight broke down the way everyone had imagined it would – Vargas dominating when he managed to steer Oscar to the ropes and work his body relentlessly, and Oscar giving the much-slower Vargas a boxing lesson when the fight was contested in the middle of the ring. By the middle rounds, Oscar had taken the helm, winning the fight almost exclusively with his jab, which seemed to have some magnetic attraction to Vargas’s face and which opened a nasty cut on his right cheek. Vargas reached deep, however, and staged a big rally in the ninth, one that continued into the tenth until… WHAM, Oscar did a little shimmy-faint and floored him with one of the most-perfect left-hooks you’d ever want to see. He followed it up with another lightning-fast left in the eleventh that put Vargas on the canvas again, and the inevitable end was in sight. Pure satisfaction for the Golden Boy. Check it out below.

September 13th, 2007

Ow

The news about Greg Oden has everyone thinking about Sam Bowie today and wondering about a Blazer curse. It’s completely unfair to Oden to make such a comparison – then again, when you’re a Blazers fan and you find out your first-round draft pick franchise savior seven-footer is going to miss his entire rookie season… and because of FREAKIN KNEE SURGERY no less… well you’re bound to bitch and moan a little. And now that Bill Simmons is telling the world his Oden walked like a 50-year-old man at the ESPYs story, well, you’re really going to bitch and moan. You’re going to start thinking about Bowie, and the Kandi Man, and Kent Benson, and all the other round-one, pick-one center disasters that ever there have been and think that you may have yourself the worst of them all.

Whether that’s the case has a few variables of course – just how fucked up Oden’s knee(s) really are, and how good Kevin Durant ends up being. On that score, we’ll just have to wait and see. Oh how painful it will be, though, if Durant turns out to be a twenty/ten guy as a rookie (and why does this suddenly seem all but certain) while the fans out in Portland stare blankly into the paint where no Oden and no Z-Bo happen to be.

Then again, maybe Durant is over-rated and Oden comes back next season better than ever. Maybe Hatton beats Floyd and Sugar Shane beats Cotto. Maybe the Phils win the NL East. Maybe good triumphs over evil and love conquers all…

Look, Portlanders, the first-pick center bingo is a notoriously difficult hustle. But it’s not all bad. For instance, the Blazers themselves took a center with the first overall pick once before in the draft (and no, I am not referring to Mychal, or however the hell you spell that, Thompson) and it worked out pretty well for them. So take a look at the list below, all of the true centers ever to go first in the NBA draft, and, you know, dream a little dream…

2005: Andrew Bogut (Utah) – Milwaukee
2002: Yao Ming (China) – Houston
1998: Michael Olowokandi (U. of Pacific) – LAC
1992: Shaquille O’Neal (LSU) – Orlando
1987: David Robinson (Navy) – San Antonio
1986: Brad Daugherty (UNC) – Cleveland
1985: Pat Ewing (Georgetown) – NYK
1984: Hakeem Olajuwon (Houston) – Houston
1983: Ralph Sampson (UVA) – Houston
1980: Joe Barry Carroll (Purdue) – Golden State
1977: Kent Benson (Indiana) – Milwaukee
1974: Bill Walton (UCLA) – Portland
1972: LaRue Martin (Loyola) – Portland
1970: Bob Lanier (St. Bonaventure) – Detroit
1969: Lew Alcindor (UCLA) – Milwaukee
1961: Walt Bellamy (Indiana) – Chicago
1953: Ray Felix (Long Island U.) – Baltimore
1950: Chuck Share (Bowling Green) – Boston

September 13th, 2007

Slow Start

Held 37 years ago this morning, the very first New York Marathon was a humble affair. It seems almost unimaginable given the citywide orgy that is today’s marathon, but back in 1970, marathoning wasn’t exactly a hip leisure activity of the average middle-class hipster or family type. These days, if you haven’t run a marathon you’re just a lazyass loser (and btw, for full disclosure purposes – Large: Philadelphia Marathon, 1994) whereas back in the day, if you had run a marathon, people were like, “cool, wow… so what’s a marathon?” Jim Fixx (pictured right) fixed that shit up right quick (“Veronica and I are trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it’s jogging or yogging. It might be a soft j. I’m not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It’s supposed to be wild”).

127 people signed up for the inaugural New York Marathon. Only 55 finished, many of them on mopeds. The race did not traverse all five boroughs – in fact, it barely traversed one borough. Mostly, it looped around Central Park about a billion times. The winner, Gary Muhrcke (that’s pronounced “Moo-Huh-Ricker-Rick”), was greeted at the finish line by about a hundred people, mostly homeless and looking to mug him, as he broke the tape with a time of 2:31:38. If you’re not familiar with marathoning and you’re wondering if that’s a good time, yell into the kitchen and ask your mom what she ran in her last marathon. She’ll probably be all, “what’s that, honey? my last marathon? oh, 2:37 dear, but that was Boston and I hit the wall right before Heartbreak Hill…”

September 12th, 2007

Sweet Revenge

On September 12, 1951, in a rematch of a bout fought just two months prior, Sugar Ray Robinson stopped Randy Turpin in the 10th round of their fight at the Polo Grounds to regain his belt at 160. Turpin, hailing from England, was then the European champ, and he’d taken the world middleweight title from Sugar Ray in July of that year, winning a 15-round decision after a bruising bout in London. It was a shocking upset, only the second loss of Robinson’s illustrious eleven-year career. His Sugar-ness was on one of his frequent European tours at the time, and was fighting his seventh contest in just two months, a fact to which many attributed his defeat. Still, no excuses were necessary for getting pummeled by Turpin (a.k.a. The Leamington Licker… oh I love that one). He was a tough and wily SOB, a point that he proved even further in the rematch fifty-six years ago tonight. Expected to take a thrashing from a rested and renewed Sugar Ray, instead Turpin gave as good as he got in a fight that picked up right where the first one left off. It was a taut, action-packed bout with plenty of give-and-take, and though Sugar Ray was the clear aggressor, Turpin’s defensive and counter-punching skills made it a tough bout to call. At the time of the stoppage, Robinson was narrowly ahead on the scorecards but had a severe cut over his left eye, one that had been caused by a punch and threatened to end the fight. The video below is a condensed version of the fight from the fifth round on, and oddly, the British announcers don’t mention the cut. But Sugar Ray’s desperation is palpable in the 10th round as he goes all out for the kill – the blow that turns the tide is sheer perfection, a straight right straight on the button that completely gumbifies the British champ. Amazingly, Turpin got up from that shot (at the count of 9 and 3/4) but he had nothing left to offer and the ref stepped in mercifully. The Sugar Man was king at 160 once again, a crown he would relinquish in April of the following year, after defeating Rocky Graziano and announcing what would turn out to be a very short-lived retirement.