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May 31st, 2007

Circa


If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been asked where I get my vintage Champion sweatshirts, I’d have at least $7.50 in my pocket right now. No surprise then that I have kept my vintage sources a closely guarded trade secret. Today, however, in the interest of supporting our man in Canada, J.R. Ewing (who we have personally seen rock a game-worn Ralph Sampson Jersey with Ralph Sampson Pumas at a rodeo themed bar in Las Vegas), we would like to direct you to his one day vintage sale this coming Saturday.

The flyer makes it look heavy on the Coogi sweaters and Troop jackets, but, sportsmen, do not despair. If what you are really trying to hear about is a Sports Specialties,corduruy UCLA Bruins hat or a deadstock pair of Ewing’s, you will be taken care of. And, a word to the wise, if you want a starter jacket in XL, bring the brass knuckles because I will be there, and I will be ready.

Saturday June 2
12PM-8PM
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btw Prince and Spring
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May 31st, 2007

Deep Tennis with Steve Tignor


For a U.S. tennis fan, Paris represents a mirror universe,kind of like that Star Trek where Kirk and Scotty travel through the looking glass and meet a version of Spock who has a goatee. My first experience in this alternate world came in 1998, during a fourth-round classic match between a clean-cut rookie named Marat Safin and the local favorite, Cedric Pioline.

It was my first trip to Paris, as well as Roland Garros. I thought of the city as the flip side of the same scuzzy coin as New York. The cabbies were from different parts of the Third World and they listened to Thelonious Monk rather than talk radio, but they still drove like maniacs. Instead of buses and SUVs barreling down four-lane avenues, Paris was clogged with itty-bitty green things on wheels that snaked through narrow streets. Manhattan’s sound was,and is,a roar; Paris’ center city seemed to grind.

The differences were more obvious,more concentrated,in a tennis stadium. There was the clay, of course. Not only was it a color you almost never saw in the U.S., it seemed to extend the game well beyond the lines. Court Centrale (now called Chatrier) is an ocean of orange. The players not only have more time to track balls down, they have much more room to do it than you or me. In that stadium, the game expands. Even now when I play on courts at my home club, I can’t believe they’re the same size as the one in Chatrier. If Centre Court at Wimbledon is tennis’ most historic site, and Ashe Stadium at night its glitziest, Chatrier is its grandest arena.

When a French player steps on this court, it also becomes the sport’s tensest setting as well. Doom seems to hang in the air. As Pioline warmed up with Safin, the seats behind the Frenchman filled with dark suits and gray-haired eminences. As far as I can tell, no other Slam features its own federation members as prominently as Roland Garros. The French Tennis Federation has until very recently controlled the development of virtually all of the country’s best juniors; seeing them arrayed behind a French player at Chatrier, you don’t get the feeling they’re rooting for the young person in front of them. You get the feeling they’re judging him. No wonder there’s been just one homegrown champion at Roland Garros in the Open era.

On the other side of the net,and the federation bigwigs,was an 18-year-old I quickly came to think of as the Future of Tennis. Marat Safin had already upset the defending champion, Gustavo Kuerten, and tuned Andre Agassi 3, 3, and 3 to get here. I had yet to see the Russian play, but he even in the warm-up he looked like something new,a huge guy who also had sparkling-clean strokes. I didn’t think there had ever been a taller pure baseliner. Safin looked like the game’s next logical progression.

That still didn’t prepare me for the way he hit the ball. I was sitting fairly close to the court and felt knocked back by his strokes,I was almost frightened for Pioline. I know this sounds hard to believe now; it’s a measure of how the game has continued to evolve that Safin’s strokes are not out of the ordinary anymore. It also helps that he doesn’t hit them with anywhere near the same abandon and desire.

Pioline, first-class athlete that he was, adjusted more quickly than I thought possible. He was reacting rather than dictating; in many rallies he seemed to be hanging on by a thread. But Pioline had a talent and athleticism equal to Safin’s. He was bigger than most French players, but he had their creativity. My friend Kamakshi Tandon says that Roger Federer has always reminded her of Pioline, and he’s at the top of most people’s lists among greatest players never to win a major. Buoyed by the crowd on this day, he weathered the opening Safin storm and won the first set 7-5.

The Russian wasn’t going anywhere, though. While Safin’s deep negative streak and penchant for drama were already well-developed,I can remember him pleading, futilely, with the clouds and the sky even then,he was not yet the lumbering zombie of squandered potential and self-loathing you see before you today. The most obvious new element of his game was his backhand. There had been two-handed weapons before, but Safin’s went beyond most of those. It was every bit the equal of his forehand, something almost never seen on the men’s side up to that point.

One of the more important and somewhat unheralded ways in which the game has changed in the last 20 years has been on the backhand side. Ivan Lendl and Jim Courier were able to dominate for a time with their inside-out forehands, but the days of winning with that shot alone ended when other players learned to knock off the backhand down the line. You can see the effects in the decline of Courier and the way that Agassi stopped relying on his slashing forehand and learned to grind from both sides with relentless ball movement.

Today most pros use their backhands as weapons. Gasquet, Ljubicic, Djokovic, Davydenko, Nalbandian, the list goes on. The ones who don’t,Moya and Roddick, say,suffer mightily from that weakness. Even at 18, Safin could rifle the down-the-line backhand well enough to neutralize an inside-out forehand. Against Pioline, he did it well enough to win the second set and take the third to a tiebreaker. By this point, the match had become a spectacular display of shotmaking, as well as a seesaw battle.

It was also my first live exposure to the phenomenon of the French tennis audience. I had heard about how fickle they were, but as far as I could tell they were different from U.S. fans in two major ways: (1) The French were united in everything they did, and (2) They did not tolerate what they considered unsporting behavior. At all.

A decade later, I can still hear the chants of ‘Ced-REEK! (clap-clap-clap), Ced-REEK! (clap-clap-clap), Ced-REEK! (clap-clap-clap).” There was a marching cadence to these words that made them infinitely more powerful and catchy than the half-hearted ‘Let’s go Pete” chant you might have heard at Flushing Meadows around the same time. Chatrier was rocking.

In the fourth set, as the sun came out and the sense of doom in the air temporarily lifted, someone very famous snuck into the French Federation seats. So famous that most of the crowd began to stand and applaud. Pioline and Safin even acknowledged him with smiles. Finally, this person stood up and waved. It was an athlete, but that’s all I knew. Later I learned that it was none other than Ronaldo, in Paris for no less than the World Cup (which his Brazilian team would eventually lose to the French). A couple minutes later, another famous person snuck in to join him. I recognized her: Anna Kournikova. Rather than applause, a giant whisper swept across the arena.

The day’s foreign quality continued. In the fifth set, Marat (already being Marat), slammed his racquet into the clay after an error. The crowd booed mercilessly; the sound was deafening and vicious, like something you could only imagine hearing in Veteran’s Stadium in Philly on a very bad day for the Eagles. (The phrase The Death of Marat came into my head.) Safin picked up his racquet and held his hands in the air, clearly apologizing. That was all it took. The crowd immediately went from a lusty boo to a rousing cheer and began clapping respectfully. All was forgiven. Safin had somehow disrespected a behavioral code, hence the booing, and then come back and showed his respect again. This, needless, to say, was not how I had seen athletes and fans interact in the U.S.

Marat, already being Marat, lost torturously that day, 6-4 in the fifth. ‘Ced-REEK! (clap-clap-clap)” followed me out of the stadium, but as far as I was concerned, I’d seen the future, and it’s name was not Ced-reek. It was Ma-rat. All of which makes the sight of that Lost Future harder to watch today. I saw Safin lose in Rome two weeks ago in his usual painful fashion. He lumbered again under the weight of the world. The stadium was packed and everyone was clearly there to see him, not his opponent, Nikolay Davydenko. Safin looks doubly troubled these days, and for good reason. He must live up to his extraordinary talent on the one hand,talent that I thought would change tennis,and also live with the nonstop attention his looks and personality bring. The audience always wants more, and he plays for them without joy or fire, but obligation. Watching in Rome, I wanted him to do what he had done in Paris way back in 1998,throw his arms in the air and shake off the world. But he doesn’t have that kind of will anymore.

Or maybe it’s only the French who understand him. The last time I saw Safin play in Paris,three years ago, in another long five-setter, against Felix Mantilla,he dropped his pants instead. The crowd loved it.
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Steve Tignor is the executive editor of Tennis magazine – for more of his writing, check out his weekly column, The Wrap, on the Tennis website.

May 31st, 2007

No Mas TV Guide – 5/31

There’s Something about Mary
FX, 10:30 p.m.
Brett Fav-ruh.

Antonio Margarito v. Sebastien Lujan, 2005
ESPN Classic, 12 a.m.
If you’ve never seen Margarito, here’s a good opportunity before what promises to be his rock ‘em sock ‘em showdown with Paul Williams in July. If you really, really dig blood, that is. Seriously, Lujan gets his freakin ear knocked off. It’s Freddy Krueger-type shit.

May 30th, 2007

No Mas TV Guide – 5/30

NBA’s Greatest Games
ESPN Classic, 4 p.m.
The second game of the 1993 Eastern Conference Finals between the Knicks and the Bulls, and the last game that Knicks team would win all season. They went up two on MJ and co. and then folded like cheap hookers in a twelve-dollar motel. If you’re feeling nostalgic for that Knicks era, by the way, you should check out the Spring of ‘94 doc running on MSG right now, which was produced by a true friend of No Mas, Stephen Palgon, and written by yours truly.

Youngblood
VS., 5:30 p.m.

Versus just loves this movie. I really think it’s the only movie they have the rights to on this channel. And hey, they could have done worse.

Annapolis
Starz, 6 p.m.

Here’s the TV Guide description on this one – “Predictable yarn about a working-class man who is accepted to the U.S. Naval Academy and trains for its annual boxing match.” Sounds pretty good, and yet in that I have never heard of this thing, it seems like it must be some straight-to-video type shit. Please, somebody, give me a full report.

Marcos Ramirez v. Adailton De Jesus
ESPN 2, 10 p.m.

A battle of undefeated featherweights on Wednesday Night Fights tonight should be worth a look. De Jesus is a hard-hitting Brazilian fighting only his fourth fight in the States.

Jimmy Kimmel Live
ABC, 12:05 a.m.

To give you an idea of how with it I am these days, I noticed this morning that Apolo Anton Ohno was on Kimmel tonight and that it was a repeat, so I figured maybe it had something to do with a short track event that he won this winter. Turns out it’s because he won “Dancing with the Stars.” And so I says to myself, I says… “What the fuck is ‘Dancing with the Stars’?”

Legends
TVG, 12:30 a.m.

An interview with horse trainer Jack Van Berg, most famously the trainer of Gate Dancer and Alysheba, the winner of the ‘87 Derby and Preakness.

May 29th, 2007

No Mas TV Guide – 5/29

The Outsiders
MoMaxe, 1:15 p.m.

You can’t win. You know that, don’t you? It doesn’t matter if you whip us, you’ll still be where you were before, at the bottom. And we’ll still be the lucky ones at the top with all the breaks. It doesn’t matter. Greasers will still be Greasers and Socs will still be Socs. It doesn’t matter. (As I have pointed out before – Darry was a star football player and Ponyboy dabbled in track, lest you think I’m getting off message here).

NBA Finals Films
ESPN Classic, 4:30 p.m.

Quick, who was in the Rockets starting five in 1981? Yeah yeah, Moses, bien sur, but who else? This show recaps the ‘81 finals between the Rockets and Celtics.

NBA Finals Films
ESPN Classic, 5:30 p.m.

And speaking of Moses, if you were feeling a need to refresh your memory as to who was the greatest basketball team in NBA history, this half hour should turn the trick nicely by taking you back to the ‘83 finals.

Evander Holyfield v. Dwight Qawi
ESPN Classic, 8 p.m.

When I wrote my greatest fights of my lifetime post back in March, I expected to take a lot of guff for leaving out Hagler/Hearns. But instead, all I heard about was Holyfield/Qawi. “Chacon/Limon over Holyfield/Qawi,” they’d say. “You’re retahded.” Well, I’m not going to get back into it now – suffice it to say that I love me some Dwight Qawi, I’m a huge fan of this fight and it is undoubtedly in my top 20. (Note – tonight they’re showing the rematch immediately after the fight, in which Holyfield dominates and stops Qawi in the fourth round.)

U.S. Open Highlights
Golf Channel, 8 p.m.

A recap show of last year’s Open at Winged Foot, where the big story wasn’t so much Geoff Ogilvy’s improbable win as it was Phil Mickelson’s Van de Veldean loss.

ECW
Sci-Fi, 10 p.m.
Rob Van Dam & CM Punk face Elijah Burke & Marcus Cor Von in a No DQ match.

Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
CBS, 12:35 a.m.

Mortal enemy of The Franchise, a.k.a. Matt Serra, takes the couch with the Scotsman in a repeart from right after he beat Georges St. Pierre.

May 28th, 2007

The Fascination of What’s Difficult

An aging ex-champion has the audacity to go into the ring in clearly addled condition and take people’s PPV money to get knocked out in a matter of seconds? In a big hyped rematch no less? Man this is just further indication that the UFC is all about money and hype. This sport is slowly dying.

I can’t help but feel that, had it been a boxing match, I would have seen a lot more criticism of Saturday night’s Liddell/Jackson UFC debacle along the lines of the above paragraph. A disappointing high-profile fight in the boxing arena is always immediate cause for a spirited round of the standard, embittered elegies that seem to pop up everywhere in the media whenever the topic of boxing comes up.

For the time being, it seems the MMA universe is spared such scrutiny, no doubt a function of its relative youth. Boxing carries with it the burden of its history – it’s hard to argue that the sport has diminished considerably as a cultural force when you look back and see that once upon a time a big prizefight could draw, oh, 140,000 people or so to a stadium (Dempsey/Tunney II), among them senators, former Presidents, robber barons and just about every other boldface name in existence.

Of course, the UFC has no such glorious past to be juxtaposed against its comparatively tawdry present. It’s a young sport on the rise, unhampered by the burden of expectations, because people don’t even quite know what to expect from it yet. But I warn you – all too soon it will face much of the same kind of criticism that boxing does. Soon it will fact the hard facts about fighting as entertainment. I haven’t watched quite enough UFC fights to know this for sure, but I have in my life watched countless boxing fights, not to mention an equal number of judo and taekwondo matches. So I feel like I’m qualified to make this generalization about the combat arts – a great fight, whatever the form, is an exceedingly rare thing, and you can’t hype it into existence or make it happen merely by putting it on PPV.

As expectations rise and hype gathers around these UFC events, disappointment is inevitable. Then I suspect that the sport, just like boxing, will be left with its cadre of genuinely devoted fans, those of us who understand that the fact that great fights are so rare and mercurial is exactly what makes them so truly great. It all comes down to what a grizzled old fight fan of another era termed “the fascination of what’s difficult,” the pursuit of which has driven much greater men than us completely out of their gourds.

The fascination of what’s difficult
Has dried the sap out of my veins, and rent
Spontaneous joy and natural content
Out of my heart. There’s something ails our colt
That must, as if it had not holy blood
Nor on Olympus leaped from cloud to cloud,
Shiver under the lash, strain, sweat and jolt
As though it dragged road-metal. My curse on plays
That have to be set up in fifty ways,
On the day’s war with every knave and dolt,
Theatre business, management of men.
I swear before the dawn comes round again
I’ll find the stable and pull out the bolt.

May 28th, 2007

No Mas TV Guide – 5/28

NCAA Men’s Lacrosse Championship
ESPN2, 2 p.m.

Wouldn’t it just be something if the Duke lacrosse team won the national championship after all that bullshit? They square off against Hopkins in the final today. You know what Tolstoy said – God sees the truth, but waits. In this case, He certainly didn’t wait all that long.

Wonderful World of Golf
Golf Channel, 2:30 p.m.

I’ve done a good job of not mentioning these things lately, but this one just forced my hand. It’s Nicklaus and Watson playing an 18-hole exhibition at Pebble Beach in 1995.

WWE Raw
USA, 9 p.m.

It’s Memorial Day Mayhem as John Cena & Bobby Lashley team up to take on Shane McMahon, Umaga and The Great Khali.

May 26th, 2007

This Week in No Mas

5/20
Panther Sees a Ghost
Large recaps the beatdown Kelly Pavlik laid on Edison Miranda on Saturday night, an early candidate for Fight of the Year. “Pavlik must have hit him with at least thirty shots that were worthy of knockouts. By the end of the fight, Miranda’s face was a swollen mess, a combination of Gatti after the Floyd fight and Malignaggi after the Cotto fight.”

5/22
Bring Back George
Stefan Fatsis steps into the No Mas batting order with this lament for the lost days of Billy, Reggie, and the madness of King George. “There was an urgency to those championship years, and not because the Bronx was burning or because winning was predictable. Steinbrenner was irrational, impulsive and irredeemable, but damn if he didn’t make you care. George performed the neat trick of allowing New York to say fuck you to the rest of baseball while also saying fuck you to him.”

K.O.W. – A Righteous Right
Our No Mas Knockout of the Week features the beloved Canastota Onion Farmer, Carmen Basilio, in his 1956 revenge demolition of Johnny Saxton.

5/23
Deep Tennis with Steve Tignor
This week, Steve gives us a veritable history of the iconic rackets in tennis past and present, from Laver’s Dunlop Maxply to Roddick’s Babolat.

5/24
Sharpshootin’ with The Franchise
Think Liddell is going to get his revenge on Rampage? Chise doesn’t. “Liddell is known to be one of the best takedown defenders in MMA but once Jackson finally brought him down there was no turning back for the Iceman. Trust me when I say that no one has ever manhandled Liddell like this before and Jackson is probably the only MMA fighter out there who could do it again.”

5/25
Cruel Summer
We begin a truly No Masian celebration for the thirtieth anniversary of the summer of ‘77. To kick off the festivities, Large investigates the book, and upcoming mini-series, Ladies and Gentleman… The Bronx is Burning. “It’s amazing in retrospect that the city actually survived that summer, and yet it’s even more amazing that New Yorkers today manage to have a nostalgia for the summer of ‘77. In the post-Friends/Sex and the City era of New York as yuppie paradise of Jimmy Choo skankatroids, hipster restaurants and Disneyland in Times Square, it seems like everyone who lived in the Big Apple in the 70’s (and many, it must be admitted, who did not) have come to yearn for the lawless days of disco.”

May 25th, 2007

No Mas Weekend TV Guide: 5/25 – 5/27

5/25
Texas v. Texas A&M, 1998
ESPN Classic, 4 p.m.
Long before the weed, before the yoga and the personality disorders and the ridiculous beard, Ricky Williams was straight-up bubonic, a fact for which this game serves nicely as Exhibit A.

WWE Smackdown
CW, 8 p.m.
Finlay, Batista, Mark Henry and Kane battle in a fatal-fourway match to determine the #1 contender to Edge’s Heavyweight title.

Anthony Peterson v. Luis Ernesto Jose
ESPN2, 9 p.m.
Friday Night Fights brings us a double bill of the fast-rising Peterson brothers, Anthony and Lamont. These two are D.C. kids who primarily have fought out of Memphis, and tonight they return home to the D.C. Armory (afterparty at the Unsilent Mansion). Both brothers are undefeated – Lamont (on the right in the picture) fights at 140, and will be going up against another record-padding tomato can tonight, but Anthony (on the left), at 135, is making a step up in competition against Jose, a.k.a. the Dominican Butcher.

UFC Fight Night
Spike 9 p.m.

Featured bouts include: A 2006 Match of the year candidate between Diego Sanchez and Karo Parisyan. Plus, Josh Koscheck vs. Jonathan Goulet and Chris Leben vs. Jorge Santiago.

60 Minutes on Classic
ESPN Classic, 10 p.m.

One of the segments here is a profile of Mr. Awesome himself, Tony Hawk.

Evander Holyfield v. Carlos De Leon
ESPN Classic, 11 p.m.
Taking us back to when the Real Deal was the real deal. In only his seventeenth professional fight, Evander unified the cruiserweight belts by stopping De Leon in the eighth. Carlos was no slouch, either, although he was a little past his best years in this one.

International Fight League
Fox Sports Net, 11 p.m.

Renzo Gracie’s New York Pit Bulls take on Matt Lindland’s Portland Wolfpack.

5/26
Bloodfist III: Forced to Fight
TMC, 4:30 a.m.
Man, it sucks when you’re just FORCED to fight. Of course, when you’re Don “The Dragon” Wilson, once they actually force you to fight, well, then you just start wrecking motherfuckers. Especially when you got freakin Shaft on your side.

Rocky Marciano v. Roland LaStarza, 1953
ESPN Classic, 7 a.m.

Here’s one from the Classic vault, one that I’ve never seen on this channel before. LaStarza is one of four men to ever fight Marciano twice (the other three are Walcott, Charles, and Gino Buonvino) and in their first bout, in 1950, he nearly beat the Rock – the ref had to turn to the supplemental scoring system to award Marciano the victory. In the rematch in ‘53, with the heavyweight crown on the line, LaStarza once again held his own until about the eighth, at which point Rock started rocking. Ends with an 11th-round TKO – very entertaining fight well worth checking Tivo-ing.

The Bullfighters
FMC, 10:30 a.m.
Laurel and Hardy are working as detectives in Mexico (of course). But Laurel happens to look exactly like a famous matador who has suddenly disappeared, so he is enlisted to step into the ring. If that doesn’t sound funny to you, you wouldn’t know funny if it ate your ass.

The Harder They Fall
TCM, Noon

Personally, I am a huge fan of this film, Bogey’s last, the movie of Budd Schulberg’s essential novel of boxing and corruption. Both Jersey Joe Walcott and Max Baer make appearances, and believe me, Jersey Joe wins that heavyweight acting belt by more than a few rounds.

NCAA Lacrosse Semi-Finals
ESPN2, Noon

Duke plays Cornell and surprise semi-finalist Delaware meets perennial powerhouse Hopkins.

NBA’s Greatest Games
ESPN Classic, 1 p.m.

Celtcis/Pistons – game five of the ‘87 Eastern Conference Finals. As far as great 80’s rivalries go, you don’t hear too much about it anymore but the Celtics/Pistons smackdowns were some serious shit. This is the famous one where Bird steals Isiah’s inbounds pass in the last seconds and dishes to D.J. for the win. Only time in my life I probably ever rooted for the Celts was during that period. I loathed Laimbeer.

A.J. Foyt SportsCentury
ESPN Classic, 3 p.m.

Arguably the greatest IndyCar racer in history, a winner of four Indy 500’s.

Air Bud
Animal Planet, 7 & 11 p.m.

Our fascination with movies about animals that suddenly, magically, become superstar athletes has never ceased to amaze me. Here’s a piece of work central to that canon, a film about a basketball-playing golden retriever. This conceit managed to spawn five – FIVE – sequels.

Ringside
ESPN Classic, 8 p.m.
This episode of Ringside promises to investigate boxing’s greatest rivalries. Sounds to me like they’ll just be re-cutting all the past Ringsides into a “new” show. But whattya gonna do? This series was bound to run out of steam pretty quickly.

UFC 71
PPV, 10 p.m.

Chuck Liddell goes after the only loss on his resume that he has yet to avenge when he defends his Light Heavyweight title against Quinton “Rampage” Jackson. Plus, Josh Burkman vs. Karo Parisyan and Keith Jardine vs. Houston Alexander.

5/27
American Ninja III: Blood Hunt
MOMAXe, 4 a.m.

Here’s the TV Guide description – “A martial arts champ tries to prevent germ warfare.” I actually think that Franchise wrote the script for this thing.

French Open
ESPN2, Noon

First round gets under way at Roland Garros.

Play it to the Bone
ESPN Classic, 1 p.m.

Look, it ain’t Fat City by any means, but I actually think this boxing/road picture is a little underrated. Hey – it’s a Ron Shelton joint.

Indy 500
ABC, 2 p.m.
91st edition of the big race. Helio Castoneves has the pole, and three women are in the race – the most ever – with Danica Patrick of course being one of them after qualifying eigth.

Ali: Duke It Out
ESPN Classic, 12 a.m.

Oh man this is a must-watch No Mas nugget, an hour-long doc from 1971 right before the first Ali-Frazier fight in which Ali spends pretty much the entire show shooting the shit with Cus D’Amato and vamping for the camera. This one really takes you back to that precious time in the sports-media when the powers that be knew they had something, but they just didn’t know what to do with it. And so you ended up with shows like this, ones that were gloriously ill-conceived and all the more entertaining for it.

May 25th, 2007

Cruel Summer


A bankrupt city on the verge of collapse, a blackout, a looter’s paradise, a serial killer, a never-ending heat wave, a million fires… good times.

With Stefan’s recent piece here on No Mas ruing the lost madness of King George, I thought that, as May dwindles to a close and the temperature rises, it’s time we begin to celebrate a truly No Masian anniversary. It’s thirty years since the summer of 1977, a season in New York that was anything but a summer of love. There was the blackout and the devastating riot of looting that ensued in the outer boroughs. There was the Son of Sam wreaking havoc on the city’s already frayed psyche. There was a bitter mayoral campaign involving Ed Koch, Mario Cuomo, Bella Abzug and incumbent Abe Beame that made it patently clear that, other than insulting each other and courting the city’s power brokers and influential lobbies, none of them had any idea how to solve the city’s problems. There was a daily maelstrom of gossip and ill will surrounding the Yankees that apexed with a dugout fight at Fenway Park, captured on national television, between Reggie Jackson and Billy Martin. There was a heat wave that wouldn’t quit, there was punk rock being born in the Bowery and hip hop in the South Bronx, there was rampant poverty and crime and filth and graffiti.

It’s amazing in retrospect that the city actually survived that summer, and yet it’s even more amazing that New Yorkers today manage to have a nostalgia for the summer of ‘77. In the post-Friends/Sex and the City era of New York as yuppie paradise of Jimmy Choo skankatroids, hipster restaurants and Disneyland in Times Square, it seems like everyone who lived in the Big Apple in the 70’s (and many, it must be admitted, who did not) have come to yearn for the lawless days of disco.

I remember during the blackout of 2003 driving out to the Hamptons with my girlfriend at the time, and picking up one of her friends in Chelsea, some sort of artist/contractor/philosopher with the requisite bitterness of a middle-aged pothead whose station in life had never quite equaled his own self-regard. My girlfriend pointed out how quiet the streets were in Manhattan in the eerie blackout darkness, and this guy nodded and said, ‘yeah, it’s not like the last blackout… the city had a little more spirit to it back then.” This from a Chelsea-to-the-Hamptons-type Manhattan snot who knew as much about such ’spirit” as he did about brain surgery, who was too stupid really to consider himself lucky never to have endured the ravages of this so-called ’spirit”, that spirit in truth having been nothing more than a Molotov cocktail of poverty, desperation, and rage.

For him and for anyone out there waxing nostalgic for the Spirit of ‘77, it’s worth reading, or re-reading, Jonathan Mahler’s 2005 book, Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bronx is Burning – which, as you are all probably aware, has been transformed into an eight-part ESPN original mini-series that will air this July (with John Turturro of all people playing Billy Martin).

As Mahler explains in his introduction, the project began as the story of the ‘77 Yankees and ended up growing into a panoramic story of New York in that fateful year. The book is organized around two central narratives – the ongoing Billy Martin/Reggie Jackson war in the Bronx, and the mayoral campaign (it seems that the ESPN mini-series will be ignoring the mayoral plot altogether). With those stories forming the book’s skeleton, he runs through the events of the year, giving long and due consideration to the blackout and its aftermath, the Son of Sam manhunt, and the fiscal crisis that threatened to consume a city already halfway gone towards consuming itself.

By the end of the book, I was amazed at how in just 350 or so pages Mahler had managed to paint compelling portraits of so many of the city’s luminary personalities from that period. Reggie, Billy, Thurman and George, Cuomo, Koch, Beame and Abzug, Rupert Murdoch, Jimmy Breslin , they all come startlingly, viscerally alive in The Bronx is Burning. You’d think that a book with such a broad palette might suffer from a lack of focus, and the fact that it doesn’t in the least is a testament to the author’s mastery of the narrative and what I imagine was a tireless amount of hard work in making it all come together as a single entity.

I’m looking forward to the ESPN treatment, but I can’t say that I don’t have grave misgivings. I’ll leave it at that for now and close with two of my favorite quotes in the book, with the caveat that there are countless more where these came from.

-Marty Noble, who covered the Yankees for Newsweek, on the vicissitudes of Mr. Jackson: ‘There was a schizo part of Reggie that he could control and there was a schizo part that he couldn’t control. That made him like four different people.”

-After Steve Dunleavy, one of Rupert Murdoch’s smut-spewing ‘journalists” at the Post, had his foot run over by a snowplow while drunkenly shagging a Norwegian heiress in the wee-hour streets of Manhattan, Pete Hamill quipped, ‘I hope it wasn’t his writing foot.”