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| Rumor has it that during the late 80s, after successfully sneaking an oil tanker full of cocaine over the Tijuana border, Escobar decided to celebrate by stopping by ol’ Jack Murphy and slipping 50 G to Dick Williams to let him pinch hit for Steve Garvey in the ninth inning of a Cubs game. Escobar forced the P.A. man to play the uncut version of Sister Christian before he would get into the box, and then struck out looking on three pitches. Shortly afterwards he, assassinated the home plate umpire and asked Benito Santiago if he wanted an offseason job. | ||
